𝕯𝖗. 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓

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I miss my wife.

It’s been what, about twenty six years? Give or take. The human body is never exactly the same, it’s being changed and rebuilt just about constantly. It’s why your taste buds change about every seven years. Maybe not yours directly; you weren’t my subject to test.

It’s a figure of speech. Unlike you, I’m not a specimen that needs to be studied. With rest, I’ll recover.

Not in the slightest. 😒

I’m going to go mental.

I make no promises. If something happens in the lab to warrant a scream, then that’s another situation entirely.

Aaaand does it look like I’m in your lab? Last I checked, I am not. I am outside, doing my own thing.

You see, I’m married to her. Not you, she gets to boss me around, you don’t.

If you keep bossing me around like a child, an exception can be made.

Scream? No. I’m too exhausted for all that.

Deep breath.

I heard about Africa.

And they’re alive, Al. They’re the main reasons you’re not getting too far ahead.

Chris Redfield. Barry Burton. Jill Valentine. Rebecca Chambers. What do they all have in common?

And how well did that go for you? Anyway, we’ve strayed too far off topic.

/ / PFFFT. And now he has a son that’s a menace but gets away with it because he’s cute about it.

At least I didn’t walk out on us for a silly plan.

// He tried to kill it but it was too pathetic he just had to keep him.

// I find it funny Weskbean is an official child of his, and no one is allowed to question or judge him for it.

Pathetic?! It never was pathetic! I’d never put my life into something that was, why do you underestimate me so much?