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pij
@ContraPigeon
famed inventor of "blood"
Joined July 2018
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pij
@ContraPigeon
Oct 29
had to reschedule
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pij
@ContraPigeon
Oct 29
10 billion grains of sand in my intestines tomorrow
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pij
@ContraPigeon
Aug 18
pomni (Professional Operational Mossad Not (affiliated with) Israel)
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pij
@ContraPigeon
Aug 17
In Canada they make you zip up your fly or else they cut it off
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pij
@ContraPigeon
May 17
When I was a kid I would find birds and shave them until they looked like the eraserhead baby
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pij
@ContraPigeon
May 17
A perfect would be bread world where even everything is made of bread
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pij
@ContraPigeon
May 17
now this making is sense
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May 16
Jesus comes back to earth just to call me a homo and never returns again
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pij
@ContraPigeon
2 Nov 2025
so wait…was he counting gang violence or not?
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pij
@ContraPigeon
31 Aug 2025
gay buscus
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pij
@ContraPigeon
21 Aug 2025
Home
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pij
@ContraPigeon
26 Jun 2025
“Smoking makes you unattractive” ok your name is literally Jeffery Epstein
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pij
@ContraPigeon
15 May 2025
Working on a meat grinder large enough to fit Elon musk
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pij
@ContraPigeon
5 Oct 2024
And they said flying cars.
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pij
@ContraPigeon
10 Sep 2024
Another shit day! psychiatrist gave me 2 months to live for the 4th time this week!
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pij
@ContraPigeon
19 Aug 2024
THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM TELLING YOU TO GET ALL THAT SHIT, LITERAL HUMAN SHIT, OUT OF YOUR ASS! ITS DISGUSTING!
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pij
@ContraPigeon
6 Aug 2024
maybe if we farted and shitted more gas prices wouldn't be so goddamn high!
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pij
@ContraPigeon
20 Jan 2021
I’m Joe Biden, 8 million dollars to any American that can find me in a Paul Blart style scavenger hunt.
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pij
@ContraPigeon
1 May 2024
Phillip Morris? I want you to PHIL UP MORE OF THIS MOUTH WITH CIGARETTES
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pij
@ContraPigeon
3 Jun 2023
Hey Matt Walsh I have candy for you in my walk-in kiln. Come and get it pussy.
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pij
@ContraPigeon
3 May 2023
Writing a 300 page novel on how many cliffs, buildings, and viaducts “ValidLs” can jump from.
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