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famed inventor of "blood"

Joined July 2018
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had to reschedule
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10 billion grains of sand in my intestines tomorrow
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pomni (Professional Operational Mossad Not (affiliated with) Israel)
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In Canada they make you zip up your fly or else they cut it off
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When I was a kid I would find birds and shave them until they looked like the eraserhead baby
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A perfect would be bread world where even everything is made of bread
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now this making is sense
Jesus comes back to earth just to call me a homo and never returns again
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so wait…was he counting gang violence or not?
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“Smoking makes you unattractive” ok your name is literally Jeffery Epstein
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Working on a meat grinder large enough to fit Elon musk
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And they said flying cars.
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Another shit day! psychiatrist gave me 2 months to live for the 4th time this week!
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THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM TELLING YOU TO GET ALL THAT SHIT, LITERAL HUMAN SHIT, OUT OF YOUR ASS! ITS DISGUSTING!
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maybe if we farted and shitted more gas prices wouldn't be so goddamn high!
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I’m Joe Biden, 8 million dollars to any American that can find me in a Paul Blart style scavenger hunt.
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Phillip Morris? I want you to PHIL UP MORE OF THIS MOUTH WITH CIGARETTES
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Hey Matt Walsh I have candy for you in my walk-in kiln. Come and get it pussy.
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Writing a 300 page novel on how many cliffs, buildings, and viaducts “ValidLs” can jump from.
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