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Joined December 2019
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
The World Series has to have a sponsor The 1st pitch has to have a sponsor The Roberto Clemente Award has to have a sponsor We are going to have Jackie Robinson day sponsored by K***** next year at this rate. We’re in hell
"The Polymarket first pitch" 😐
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Representing the game of Baseball through extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field. @Lindor12BC is the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award winner! 🤩
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Payroll rankings of the final 3 MLB teams remaining: Brewers: 19th ($146 million) Rays: 28th ($96 million) Guardians: 30th ($74 million)
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Nolan McLean, Luis Torrens, and Carson Benge have been named @RawlingsSports Gold Glove Award finalists! 💪
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Repost this if you think MAGA Patriot Mark Robinson should primary RINO Ted Budd in 2028!
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Why are we still buying Russian oil?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context: (10/09/26). Donald Trump announced a deal with Vladimir Putin for Russia to supply diesel fuel to global and American markets. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru… cbsnews.com/news/trump-rus… (10/09/26). US Department of Treasury, issues licenses Russia to sell and distribute diesel oil. ofac.treasury.gov/recent-actions…
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Calling Macron to ask him a basic question anyone could have googled is a very good bit
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 5 things it taught me about being an Eagles fan: 👇
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Yankees are out! #suck
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Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That’s a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
One potential caveat: Fried’s girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Big Meat drops $1.7 million against Ashley Hinson in the #IASen race
NEW FEC F24 AMERICAN MEAT PRODUCERS PAC $1,708,500-> #IASEN docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/for…
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Billion dollar roster walked down by a 21 year old named Diddy Nick Fuentes
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I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Found this in a yt comment: A mosquito was heard to complain, That a chemist had poisoned his brain; The cause of his sorrow, Was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Funniest fundraising text oat from @KenPaxtonTX
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Phillies' season is over
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
I hope you fucking morons realize that conflating antisemitism with anti zionism is exactly what israel’s government wants
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
thanks to everyone for suggesting great bank passwords. 69 and 67 are both amazing suggestions. i've decided to go with 67
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
Y'know how certain works are sometimes described as "a love letter to the genre"? That's what the 2022 midterms were to contemporary US politics.
MOST EXCITING DAY OF THE 2026 MIDTERMS: oughhhh…this new poll has Democrats up by 5 in Oklahoma…but…but what if it’s wrong… LEAST EXCITING DAY OF THE 2022 MIDTERMS:
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