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Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor

@ContraryAbuser

Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is mostly okay. Proud servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
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🦅: When you really stop to think about it. I am the best pokemon ever. Let that sink in.
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🦅: Well... this is a little awkward...
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World Destroyer Loki (@Blastinthe_Kids) profile pictureWorld Destroyer Loki@Blastinthe_KidsNov 7
Replying to @ContraryAbuser
…. *Makes sure Lache is safe and away from Staraptor, then he swats him to the moon.*
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🦅: I sure did. Got a problem with that?
World Destroyer Loki (@Blastinthe_Kids) profile pictureWorld Destroyer Loki@Blastinthe_KidsNov 7
Hey. Overgrown Pigeon. Did you just say you hate my DAD?!
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🦅: I'll humor you guys.
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Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor (@ContraryAbuser) profile pictureLâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor@ContraryAbuserNov 7
You guys are not ready for Staraptor's tier list.
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You guys are not ready for Staraptor's tier list.
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonNov 7
Done! If you don't know the account OOC, you don't need to put them. There's a LOT of people. Also, if you're not on the list, put yourself in the replies! I'll get to you eventually..................... tiermaker.com/create/poketwt…
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🪲: Somebody told me "we can't be friends" today. :( I'm very sad... I want to be friends.
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🪲: I want candy. GIMME DA CHOCOLATES! 🦅: Please. 🪲: Please? Please gimme da chocolate.
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🦅: *when you aren't invited to beat somebody up*
Divine Italian Chef Volo (Parody) (@volo_chef) profile pictureDivine Italian Chef Volo (Parody)@volo_chefNov 3
Replying to @PerfectMetapod
@Kiddncrew @AZHotelZGuy @TheCoolestKip @KingOfWaterType @CrossPoisoning Gonna need some backup pretty please! Fuckers got hands!
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🦅:
𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 (@flbreglass) profile picture𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
@flbreglassJun 21
Season M-B(ird)
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🪲: I don't want to think about that... but I guess I would say goodbye to all my friends. 🦅: Kill myself. I would rather just get it over with. What am I going to do in that one day?
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonNov 2
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #PINETWT ASKS. DAY 46, FOR YOU. IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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🦅: I'M NOT A CHICKEN NUGGET! 3 OF YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor (@ContraryAbuser) profile pictureLâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor@ContraryAbuserNov 1
Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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// This is peak roleplay right here
Sean & Cerise + 14 Pokémon! (DW Arc) (@LumiCoveDuo) profile pictureSean & Cerise + 14 Pokémon! (DW Arc)@LumiCoveDuoNov 1
Replying to @ContraryAbuser
🍏: ouhh,,
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Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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🦅: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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🦅🪲: FIFTY DOLLARS!!!
Clodsire ドオー (@ClodsireGut) profile pictureClodsire ドオー@ClodsireGutOct 29
You have $100 to build a team and defeat Rayquaza. Who would you choose?
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🪲: I didn't get any breakfast this morning...😢
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 22
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 36, for MUSES!! Is there a tragedy that’s happened in your life?
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🦅: Atleast a couple hundred. 🪲: Zero! :D
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 13
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 27, for MUSES! What’s your kill count?
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🦅: All of them!!! HAHAHAHA ANSWER MY QUESTION!!! 🪲: None...
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 11
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 25, for MUSES! How many ten year old kids could you beat up? (Suggestion by @ContraryAbuser!)
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🦅: What? This doesn- ... 🦅: Oh no~ I have cancer now~ ahhh~🙄
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕨 (12 Pokemon) (@HaunthertheCrew) profile picture𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕨 (12 Pokemon)@HaunthertheCrewOct 9
Breaking: Everyone in and from the Sinnoh Region will get free cancer. -🍀
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🪲: Who is Beheeyem? 🦅: Take her. I don't care. She's not even my kid. She just follows me around.
Chandelure (@B3heeyem) profile pictureChandelure@B3heeyemOct 7
DAILY BEHEEYEM AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 3, for EVERYONE. Would you let Beheeyem babysit your child or children.
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🦅: As it should be😎
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