@CookSuck

internet food police

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Joined November 2011
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hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said
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BREAKING: Worst Person You Know Is Becoming A Social Worker
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@824spring15 Mar 2016
Sometimes ur down on australia and other times you see a bloke say "g'day mate" to a cat
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ringworm@prawn_meat15 Apr 2022
those three little words she wants to hear
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Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
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Just read about one of these new TikTok trends. It's called "night luxe" and the idea is you go out drinking at night in nice clothes. And — this is key — it's vaguely anti-capitalist.
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ahhh mardi gras, the one night every year when Guzman finally fucks Gomez
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Cook Suck@CookSuck9 Feb 2019
“Get off the beers and on the wines!” @ShaneWarne at the SCG when @mickyb273 asked him for the best piece of life advice he has to offer (circa 2015) – at Sydney, New South Wales
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Listening in on 14yos on the train after school and one of them just said: “bro you didn’t even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation” and the rest of them started roaring laughing
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Wondering if Guzman y Gomez explored each other’s bodies
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connor Wood@fibulaa12 Feb 2022
All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible
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for reasons I can only assume are known only to god you cannot get a 375ml can of drink at the supermarket
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore14 Apr 2021
You should be able to smoke in McDonald’s. Who cares.
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Cook Suck@CookSuck21 Nov 2020
you can walk into any Guzman n Gomez store, purchase a takeaway frozen margarita, and simply walk out with it
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Cook Suck@CookSuck14 May 2020
it's called a PUB it's for the PUBLIC it's a PUBLIC BAR if it's not open to the GENERAL PUBLIC and instead taking bookings etc it's not a PUB thus any person who attends any establishment operating in such a way is a CLASS TRAITOR
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imagine living somewhere without a jacaranda tree on your street. you'd be fucking livid, if you weren't already so emotionally dead
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Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable
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Why do so many Generation X centrists think it’s edgy and funny to do compound swear words like “fucknugget”, “cockwomble” and “wankspangle”? Has anything been written on this? This isn’t an attack on Generation X in general, it just seems to be an age specific thing!
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the fact that i’m at risk of seeing a 14 year old’s opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation
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I’ve used this map of Brisbane mulberry trees a few times google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid…

Brisbane Public Harvest - Google My Maps

If you would like to contribute to this map please message me to be added to the collaborator list. Please try to conform to the marker style and colour convention for existing plant types. If you...

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