Writer for @SFchronicle

Joined May 2021
Raptors: Lost best player Bucks: Middleton injury Warriors: Dray punching Poole, lost OPJ Nuggets: Nothing happened ngl Celtics: Tatum achilles Thunder: JDub injured next 2 seasons Knicks: TBD Larry O’Brien ruined their lives
I think there’s an NBA Finals curse, go take a look at what’s happened to every NBA team in the past 7 years who’s been in the NBA Finals
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Just make the call Bobby Webster
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Zion in year 14 without a playoff minute logged
Zion Williamson had 11 FGA and 1 Rebound in 33 minutes
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Wemby 😭😭😭😭
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Demar is horrible 😭
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Bonovan 😭
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1. BO7 2. MW3 3. WW2 4. Cold War 5. BO6 6. MW4 7. MW19 8. BO4 Didn’t play Vanguard or MW2
Ranking last 10 years call of duty multiplayer 1. Mw19 2. Cold war 3. Mw III 4. Bo 6 5. Mw4 6. Ww 2 7. Vanguard 8. MW II 9. Bo 4 10. BO 7
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I think Black Ops 7 is the best multiplayer in COD history. This will be a hated take right now, but in a few years everyone will catch on and start glazing it just like BO3.
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You might be wondering why he tweets about Shai being a foul merchant despite only shooting 5 FTs, while he has 0 tweets about Wemby going 1/13 with 12 FTs. But what you have to understand is that on social media, truth doesn’t matter, memetic impact does. Memes are a more valuable currency than truth in every facet of discourse.
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Mind if we join? @Raptors
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Stop with these damn lobs to Kessler fawk
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Boring day of games just straight blowouts. Lakers probably beating us by 80 too 🤦‍♂️
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Kawhi and Tatum starting the season off with stinkers
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SGA such a good defender
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Bronze is dogshit how do you wedgie a wide open layup😭😭😭
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bro cut bron not watching this garbage asz team playing jabari walker
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Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown today
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Sixers should run everything through Maxey he’s the only real demon on the team.
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Bronze turnover and missed wide open 3 to start off the season
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