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🎱 77 Former 23 fc

Baltimore, MD ➡️ Houston,Tx
Joined November 2020
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Never forget that Odell did this in the NFC Championship game after y'all said he was washed
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Laykuh fc been saying this
Rui Hachimura is such a sad player I can’t believe I was fooled
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As I said LeBron fans are the corniest people on earth
Luka’s only chance of MVP is if Wemby gets hurt idc if he averages 38 31/12 and 4.5 BPG with the 1 seed and best defense ever is winning MVP
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Say down till you come up @wemby
“The best way to judge the top of this week’s MVP Ladder is to look at the Western Conference. The Lakers and Spurs are this close for a reason, and the same goes for Luka Dončić and Victor Wembanyama.” Luka and Wemby hold on to the top two spots as Jayson Tatum rises to third in @Powell2daPeople’s Kia NBA MVP Ladder. See the top 10 and complete breakdown on the NBA App.
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Pelinka please bro I’m begging
Anthony Davis over the last 5 games: 21 PTS - 13 REB - 7/20 FGM 44 PTS - 13 REB - 16/21 FGM 26 PTS - 10 REB - 12/19 FGM 27 PTS - 9 REB - 12/17 FGM 25 PTS - 13 REB - 8/17 FGM
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Immediately thought of LeBron
Replying to @PatrickMahomes
@PatrickMahomes put his son Bronze onto rap music to the point where he's putting in music requests 😂 @insidethenfl Week 9 Mic'd Up on X
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Fried bronze and his fc
Ngl most of Bron FC ain’t even real basketball fans bc how you ain’t support a team. Don’t know nothing about a rebuild or bad years bc you jump ship whenever it gets to that point much like your “goat”
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Luka chucking straight bullshit and tanking our efficiency
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Zaire putting his head in the dirt in the offs
SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER TONIGHT: 8/22 FGM 0/4 3PM 2 Turnovers 29 Minutes
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Kd got put on brazzers by this same defense please don’t compare these 2
This is insane 😭
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Stop crying Luka destroyed every coverage the blazers threw at him
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Moving like this over xitter
Due to my anxieties I have made the decision myself that I will be skipping out on tonight’s game and going to the movies instead. It sucks that sports have gotten to this point where I can’t even enjoy them anymore because I’m worried about narratives but yeah. Here we are.
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Gave lashes to Barnes
wemby will be good in my books for life if he stop 77 from touching an mvp ctfu
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Meet shai fc Shake ass for the nigga who put you on brazzers and sent you home last year
gonna be very hard not to crown him as best in the world if he wins MVP and DPOY i fear
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Everybody ignore please
All u need is one crazy catch and u got a career for life
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“Luka a hog bro”
Luka has the 2nd-lowest on-ball rate of his career this season. Lakers are starting him off the ball for tons of possessions, which lets him avoid the grind of full-court pressure and catch the ball with a pre-established advantage. Lots to love about his usage so far.
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Everyone ignore please don’t give attention
Lakers fans, I’m genuinely curious if you can put together a highlight reel of Luka all season that can beat Wemby’s tape from just tonight
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Last time I seen the sun
All 45 Touchdowns from Lamar Jackson's 45:4 TD INT Ratio 2024 Season. How didn't he win MVP???
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All I want is a conversation
This team has potential to be really bad ngl
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