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3 hours ago, pumpfun employee did a interview with yahoo finance where they said "tokenize the attention"
Pumpfun commented on the lawsuits and said "we just provide a platform to allow people to tokenize the attention"
we have never bonded this slogan before
finance.yahoo.com/markets/cr…
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Earlier today we sent "TARD6900" to 100K just off the Concept of an ETF that contains stocks with CEO's suffering from Autism!
The Man leading this movement just made a new Video where he shows the full name and Ticker "TISM" including the split between the stocks!
This is going CRAZY VIRAL RIGHT NOW, and over 25.000 People have signed a patition to actually get this ETH to Market!
This ETF will not only hold stock, but ALSO CRYPTO which makes it even better!.
Proof: instagram.com/reels/DcACGJbM…
teapawt.net/SKupeal1973/status/208…
THIS IS A LAY-UP RUNNER!
This guy is going VIRAL on Instagram for suggesting there being a ETF Index that only buys stock in Companies with an Autistic CEO!
What started as a joke quickly turned into a serious project after Hundreds of Thousands of people interacted with the original Post!
Now they are working on actually getting the ETF Approved that buys:
TSLA - Elon Musk
PLTR - Alex Karp
RGC - Yat-Gai Au
ETH - Vitalik Buterin
META - Mark Zuckerberg
XYZ - Jack Dorsey
COIN - Brain Armstrong
GME - Ryan Cohen
OKLO - Jacob DeWitte
TEM - Eric Lefkofsky
What makes this even BETTER is that not only is it buy Normal Stocks, but also Crypto and Crypto Companies!
They even give us a GOD ticker for it in the Comments! $TARD
Instagram: instagram.com/reels/Db7DnJMs…
IN THE LATEST CFTC DOCUMENT THEY TALK ABOUT AN EXAMPLE MEMECOIN CALLED
VCOIN
cftc.gov/LawRegulation/Feder…
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WE ARE FULL CALL META AND WE NEED A REAL LIFE ANIMAL THAT ACTUALLY CALLS....
This ape at the Chicago zoo was given a phone after being isolated from others, he is now addicted and is seen that the zoo using his phone daily, this is giga meme and all fees to zoo newsweek.com/teenage-gorilla…
Prime Minister of India opened the first elephant rescue shelter and their first baby elephant named Balram
850k likes and 19 million views in 24 hours.
comments are calling him the new symbol of India and the Prime Minister himself posted
I have contacted the rescue shelter
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11M views on the quote tweet and it’s only been 13 hrs.
This is going viral in Japan, basically two Albertis Pythons escaped from a wooden cage today at around 2AM.
The police and firefighters have been searching the neighbourhood and are warning residents to not approach or try to catch them if spotted.
teapawt.net/livedoornews/status/20… 3.5M views
teapawt.net/teyo_Reptiles/status/2… 1.1M views
It’s across all Japanese News articles too:
asahi.com/articles/ASV8D7TNW…
news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e2…
nikkansports.com/general/new…
japantoday.com/category/nati…
You can find the actual picture here: asahi.com/articles/ASV8D7TNW…
I’ll pay DEX at 15K and I got a comms too
teapawt.net/YahooNewsTopics/status…
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There is a dog going super viral on tiktok rn
30 MILLION VIEWS...
Milo Crocodilo is what the comments are calling him
Just a dog in a crocodile costume, remember how we ran up a cat in a shark costume to over 300 mill...
tiktok.com/@myaquoof/video/7…
255k LIKES ON THE COMMENT
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This is so goood
This rare breed Manatee had his whole face paralyzed after an accident and he is the first Manatee ever to get special facial acupuncture to heal his paralysis
He looks like such a meme and his name is Sloth Lmao
Just posted by the telegraph, will get posted by other news sources
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Have you ever seen a chubby pet lynx?
Meet Marsel
instagram.com/reels/DbnU6aTg… 8.6M views in 10 hours
He was rescued from a fur farm when he was about a month old. If he hadn't been, he would have been killed for his fur. He was born and raised in captivity, so he's completely unfit for life in the wild (even his ancestors never lived in the wild). He also has several health issues.
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