
90s kid who loves games + gaming analyst / chillin (personal account @RondoBongos)
Boston, MA
Joined August 2019
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“Bombs Over Tau Ceti”
OutKast x Server Slam Montage
(featuring me, Rondo Bongos)
#MarathonTheGame #MarathonTakeover
a cool lore entry… and dozens of PVE crybabies in the comments 😂
I don’t like thinking about the past.
When I was a kid during The First Wave, I took everything for granted. It’s what you do when you’re young.
But I never thought I’d miss the sunlight enough to curl up in the corner of the slingshot room, watching bare slivers of yellow reflect off the pods as they come shooting down, bringing Raiders back home. Yesterday, I saw some gunslingers from Murteta with sunburns on their foreheads. Sunburns! They see enough of it for it to sear them. It fills me with jealousy.
I’ve always been too cowardly to be a Raider, but this Soul’s Offering, I think it’s time. I’m going to go topside – and finally pay my respects.
Craig retweeted
Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
Love to hear it. There’s a reason VB numbers were so good last time. It’s nice to hop and play with zero PVP pressure. I love PvP and extraction but some nights I just wanna chill while existing in the world. Can’t wait for symbiosis
Craig retweeted
Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
Best game mode they’ve added to the game BY FAR, IMO 🤘🏽
Helped me learn all the nooks & crannies of Cryo, navigate the map better and understand the mechanics more. Gained a lot of confidence on normal Cryo runs because of it!
Vault Breaker solo is dope! leveled up from 0 to 50 while watching a newborn lol. unlocking upgrades and grooving thru Cryo faster and easier is a fun gameplay loop.
excited to see how PVE evolves next season, on more open zones, with world events and variety.
“dude you gotta check out Metacritic, it’s sick. they give each review a number so you don’t have to read it. then you yell about the numbers at strangers online. the media loves it cus they get to act self-important. aggregate scoring to review art, its awesome, you’ll love it.”
I actually appreciate Eurogamer doing x/5 ratings. it shows how dumb Metacritic is as a concept.
using numbers to judge art, then combining dozens of subjective opinions, for one Super Number… is extremely goofy. it removes all nuance and context from reviews. bad for gaming.
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SOLO COMPILER DONE
SOLO COMPILER DONE
LONG LIVE THE CONQUEST
PEPEGAGUNNNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BULULULULULUULULULULULULULU
BALALALALALALALA
LULULULULLUL
WULULULULULULU
Craig retweeted
the katseye parody song bit is unfairly good 😭
modern gamers be like “I don’t want PvP… or PvE… but a mythical 3rd thing.”
“so PvPvE?”
“absolutely not”
the complainers will never stop, we just gotta rename Extraction Shooters at this point.
my vote: “Competitive Extraction”
PvE variant: “Baby Extraction”
Craig retweeted
Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
As an Xbox guy I never really understood exclusivity like obviously you’ll never get Nintendo to change but why can’t Xbox and PlayStation just share games? It would be a lot easier for fans to enjoy
PlayStation has 100m+ users.
Xbox is never catching their market share.
selling games to everyone = more revenue.
it’s time to end exclusivity.
Replying to @PaulTassi
My analysis is: "It is extremely unlikely Gears of War: E-Day contributed to a huge surge of new Game Pass subscriptions" and "PS5 sales would likely not have come close to making the game profitable."
Craig retweeted
The Marathon Experience will arrive later in November but here I bring a small preview 🙃 #MarathonART #marathonthegame































