90s kid who loves games + gaming analyst / chillin (personal account @RondoBongos)

Boston, MA
Joined August 2019
💣 NEW EDIT 💣 “Bombs Over Tau Ceti” OutKast x Server Slam Montage (featuring me, Rondo Bongos) #MarathonTheGame #MarathonTakeover
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This Warlock once tried to sell me a non-functional Gjallarhorn replica
Replying to @Destiny2Team
in honor of Festival of the Lost <3 o7
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a cool lore entry… and dozens of PVE crybabies in the comments 😂
I don’t like thinking about the past. When I was a kid during The First Wave, I took everything for granted. It’s what you do when you’re young. But I never thought I’d miss the sunlight enough to curl up in the corner of the slingshot room, watching bare slivers of yellow reflect off the pods as they come shooting down, bringing Raiders back home. Yesterday, I saw some gunslingers from Murteta with sunburns on their foreheads. Sunburns! They see enough of it for it to sear them. It fills me with jealousy. I’ve always been too cowardly to be a Raider, but this Soul’s Offering, I think it’s time. I’m going to go topside – and finally pay my respects.
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Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
Love to hear it. There’s a reason VB numbers were so good last time. It’s nice to hop and play with zero PVP pressure. I love PvP and extraction but some nights I just wanna chill while existing in the world. Can’t wait for symbiosis
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Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
Best game mode they’ve added to the game BY FAR, IMO 🤘🏽 Helped me learn all the nooks & crannies of Cryo, navigate the map better and understand the mechanics more. Gained a lot of confidence on normal Cryo runs because of it!
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Vault Breaker solo is dope! leveled up from 0 to 50 while watching a newborn lol. unlocking upgrades and grooving thru Cryo faster and easier is a fun gameplay loop. excited to see how PVE evolves next season, on more open zones, with world events and variety.
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“dude you gotta check out Metacritic, it’s sick. they give each review a number so you don’t have to read it. then you yell about the numbers at strangers online. the media loves it cus they get to act self-important. aggregate scoring to review art, its awesome, you’ll love it.”
I actually appreciate Eurogamer doing x/5 ratings. it shows how dumb Metacritic is as a concept. using numbers to judge art, then combining dozens of subjective opinions, for one Super Number… is extremely goofy. it removes all nuance and context from reviews. bad for gaming.
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I actually appreciate Eurogamer doing x/5 ratings. it shows how dumb Metacritic is as a concept. using numbers to judge art, then combining dozens of subjective opinions, for one Super Number… is extremely goofy. it removes all nuance and context from reviews. bad for gaming.
The fuck going on over there 🧐
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SOLO COMPILER DONE SOLO COMPILER DONE LONG LIVE THE CONQUEST PEPEGAGUNNNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BULULULULULUULULULULULULULU BALALALALALALALA LULULULULLUL WULULULULULULU
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the katseye parody song bit is unfairly good 😭
i like those two white boys with a podcast on tiktok where one does a really good michael jackson impression and the other one looks kinda gay and it’s clear that the first one’s lone mission in life is to make the other one laugh as much and as hard as possible
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MCU fans: Doomsday will do $3B, Secret wars is an easy $3.5B, plus Black Panther 3, X-men and Ghost Rider all pushing $1B. ​DCU fans: guys the break-even point is actually only $100M... this is huge, DC is back for the 3rd time. ​And we thought they’d learn after Supergirl. 🥹
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PvE gamers don’t even know how to shake a ketchup bottle 🥀
Yeeaahh I think I’m good with not playing DMZ till we get a PvE only mode. And if you’re one of the retards talking shit to people that want a PvE mode, I hope next time you go to use ketchup all the oil comes out first.
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modern gamers be like “I don’t want PvP… or PvE… but a mythical 3rd thing.” “so PvPvE?” “absolutely not”
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the complainers will never stop, we just gotta rename Extraction Shooters at this point. my vote: “Competitive Extraction” PvE variant: “Baby Extraction”
I think the annoying thing about DMZ discourse is, we finally got a real extraction shooter with risk, a decent start for the economy and lots to unpack. And all everyone is doing is asking for "remove this" "change this" "give us pve this" Go play another game instead bro 😭
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Replying to @CoolRunnerCraig
As an Xbox guy I never really understood exclusivity like obviously you’ll never get Nintendo to change but why can’t Xbox and PlayStation just share games? It would be a lot easier for fans to enjoy
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PlayStation has 100m+ users. Xbox is never catching their market share. selling games to everyone = more revenue. it’s time to end exclusivity.
Replying to @PaulTassi
My analysis is: "It is extremely unlikely Gears of War: E-Day contributed to a huge surge of new Game Pass subscriptions" and "PS5 sales would likely not have come close to making the game profitable."
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looking forward to more DESTINY / MARATHON details next week!
Cracked me up a bit on this one😂Looking at next week to queue up the update
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Replying to @MrRoflWaffles
Marathon
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The Marathon Experience will arrive later in November but here I bring a small preview 🙃 #MarathonART #marathonthegame
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Craig retweeted
bro these visuals are just mindblowing
i did a thing guys, been kinda craving an FPS for a while
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Craig retweeted
what do you think the most underappreciated game of 2026 is?
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