JSlower

Get your speedboy on!

ICE agents are running cover for the real crimes.

Abolishing ICE would save more money than DOGE saved.

Why is he bringing immigration enforcement to states that didn’t vote for him, didn’t ask for increased immigration enforcement?

@tacobell thank you

My daughter just countered my dad joke with a comparable meme and told me to FAFO

I hope you set out your copper legged garlic pig for good luck.

Oh thank god, I had no idea I had this streaming service…fuck those bastards

My god, karate Frank and former neighbor Jane over for Christmas Eve dinner was off the hook!!!

I was a pet smart Santa for two years and never got bit, that’s a lot of chihuahuas.

splinters that burst out like a popped pimple are preferred to having to dig

Sometimes all I can say is, “damn.”

Bondi gonna ride the Epstein train to the bottom

All my banger replies end up a post somewhere over the rainbow because of the perversion of check marks.

When will it be too much? The Trump/Lincoln memorial, the Trump/Martin Luther King memorial, the Trump/Washington monument?

50 years ago a country took back its natural resources from American oil companies, now we are gonna take it back for who? America? We have lots of oil but still subsidize our oil companies. If we are doing business, show me the money.

I’m gonna be here til the bottom

American rights are being trampled by America, wtf

cutting my healthcare is cutting me loose

We could be instrumental in the defeat of Russian aggression in the Ukraine but we won’t because of a piss tape.