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💯Proud Uncle of two.

Joined March 2011
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Whilst I was a teenager I bemoaned how little autonomy I had compared with my earlier peers, but *God*, I got lucky not to be a teenager now. State-sanctioned arrested development. You're 8 until you're 18 then you're expected to be able to handle all of adult life overnight.
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I remember Ade Edmonson once said he hated the 90s comedy scene. Because "lad culture" brought back racism and sexism and hid it behind the excuse of irony. Then the following generation in the early to mid 2000s just got rid of irony completely and look at what you got. Hideous
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"Ah, these (government policies) are a godsend. Horseplay's down 40%. Youthful exuberance has been cut in half. High spirits are at an all-time low." "They've even begun blinking in unison!"
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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How the conservative party has been sounding lately
You woke up. You had an overpriced coffee. You had a long day at work. Yet 1 in 6 people are sitting on benefits instead. This costs your household an extra £9,708 in tax. How is this fair?
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I can’t imagine how fearful disabled people must be. Politicians coming after them almost daily. Turn on twitter & read tweets about how disabled people are playing the system. Switch on the tv & watch chat show presenters arguing about the worth of disabled people. It’s horrific
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how it feels living in the uk rn
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🚨NEW: Under-16s could now be locked in cages isolated from the rest of the outside world in fear of grooming from adults for safety.
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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UK government: Yes, 16 year olds in our country can join the army, go to college and have consensual sex, but they cannot use Spotify or the YouTube Kids app, they might get groomed on there
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in the uk you can only access Youtube Kids if you are an adult
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🚨 NEW: The UK government has just passed the "make minors suicidal" bill in parliament today. The decision was made for the betterment of children everywhere, government official had this to say, "no no you don't get it, we just REALLY hate kids". Do you feel this was justified?
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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🚨 NEW: UK set to ban Under-16s from leaving the house and doing anything as it widens the scope of its Abandon All But Pensioners (AABP) act
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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How are people with CPTSD, autism, or ADHD supposed to earn a living when most jobs demand consistency, productivity, and a level of functioning their nervous systems simply can’t sustain reliably?
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"You can't name 100 wrestlers better than Hogan? Me:
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The governments crack down on social media for kids must be genuinely horrific for closeted queer kids that may exist within queerphobic communities What support systems do they genuinely have
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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This explains a lot.
So its crazy I don't really understand how come there are no riots & violence for the election results. I will give you a chance to figure this one out on your own.
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The government know that these teenagers are going to grow into voters right? Who the fuck is going to vote for the cunts who took their Spotify away?
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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they all knew
🚨 BREAKING: David Walliams has been named as the celebrity accused of preying on young women and girls as young as 15 for sexual purposes
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I’ve been saying this over and over again but this is part of the reason why the youth is ‘anti-social’ You give them NOTHING to express themselves and let steam off, can’t watch videos, can’t listen to music, can’t send funny memes to each other They don’t have any spaces outside that they don’t need to spend money on or that they won’t have the cops called on them JUST FOR EXISTING You don’t let them talk to their friends online and be stupid kids instead of just informing the parents on monitoring their kids online activities You make them feel like criminals so they act on it, what do you expect? Not to mention the HORRIBLE Mental Health care this country has, I and many other have been victims of how bad the system is, you simply do not care about our mental state For a country who says they are ‘focused on protecting the kids’ you also do very little for those who are found to actually commit crimes against them be so fr
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‘CLAYFACE’ will reportedly not break-even theatrically. It is expected to break-even only when the studio factors in post-theatrical revenues. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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