My grandpa survived Normandy so that I could complain about woman and liberals on the internet instead of teaching my son to love and create
I will burn your business down if you try and make me print something out to sign it and then send back to you in the mail. We’re already on the computer asshole let’s keep it that way.
I been dreaming about a flagon of ale all my life. Now that I got one I want another. Such is life m’lord.