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Joined October 2012
When anyone is mean to Stuart in The Diplomat.
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when the total comes out to something lower than the price tag and my girlfriend asks the cashier if it's correct
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this is very funny
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Clayface was badass. Go see it. #ClayfaceMovie
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digger was a documentary
Catholic Archbishops and Bishops pray with President Trump in the Oval Office ❤️
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when that one kid reminds the teacher to give homework
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The Falcons graphic designer.
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oh my fucking god
#nw nathan for you season 1
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Londoners who were rooting for the Jacksonville Jaguars watching John Christian Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeokekumupaʻa Fairbairn’s field goal sail through the uprights with no time left on the clock.
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Average Dodger fan after their team reverts back to their choking ways.
the astros really did irreparable damage to this sport bc you really do have people who think any team that happens to be on a run and playing good enough baseball HAS to be cheating in some way shape or form
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Lance McCullers Jr is 4 wins away from getting his third World Series ring.
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The Dodgers getting swept may look bad, but you have to remember those losses are actually deferred for the next 30 years.
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OHTANI HITS A TOWERING 3-RUN TANK IN NLCS GAME 4 and the dodgers lose 6-4, got swept and their season is over.
NEVER doubt the GOAT 🚀🚀🚀 I didn’t…
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Fans of the back to back World Series Champions deciding if they want to spend 30 minutes in traffic on a weekday to go to game 4 (they’re unemployed and the tickets were free)
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Wait till I tell you about Yu Darvish in the 2017 World Series……. But I’m sure you don’t want to 🤣🫵🏽
David Vassegh revealed on AM 570 that players around MLB were texting him during Game 2 because they believed the Brewers had Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s pitches. Vassegh specifically pointed to at-bats from Jake Bauers and Brice Turang. Bauers fouled off six consecutive pitches during a 12-pitch walk before Yamamoto’s night ended after only 2⅔ innings. There is no confirmation that Yamamoto was tipping pitches or that Milwaukee knew what was coming—but other players apparently saw something that caught their attention. What do you think? #Dodgers #BlueDynasty #NLCS
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Happy Sudden Departure Day to those who celebrate. #October14 #TheLeftovers #HBO
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Blake Snell doesn’t have anyone in his life who is honest with him about that beard?
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Altuve was safe. Altuve was safe.
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日記へ 今日、私はNLCS(ナショナル・リーグ優勝決定シリーズ)の第2戦で2回と3分の1イニングしか投げられませんでした。私は家族、チームメイト、そして日本という国全体に、多大なる不名誉をもたらしてしまいました。
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