Just a neurodivergent guy who works in IT and makes dad jokes.

Fort Collins, CO
Joined July 2018
My son gave me the @paquichips #onechipchallenge this evening. Mwahaha, I'm INVINCIBLE! Can't say it was pleasant though ... it's like a Balrog of Morgoth came in my mouth, then gestated for a while, ready to birth out my stomach, xenomorph style.
Tonight I had the veggie burger with a side of meatloaf. Because irony.
Happy Winter Solstice everybody! And holiday greetings in general. May the weather outside be frightful (or not - depending on your preference)
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#IzukuMidoriya; Born without a superpower 🧘‍♂️ Fearless with a heart of gold 💛 Given super strength by someone else 💪 Sounds a lot like the backstory of Steve Rodgers. Therefor, I hereby rename the Hero #Deku to #CaptainJapan (and he'd kick #CaptainAmerica's butt, big time)
Programming can be a pretty godless job. So to put some religion back into daily life, I propose the following be put on my scrum team's working agreement; "The Developer's Prayer" (tweet 0 of 2)
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Our server who art in cloud, hallowed be thy hostname. Thy code come, thy deploy be done, the same in prod as it is in dev. (tweet 1 of 2)
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Give us this day our daily stand-up; and forgive us our bugs, as we forgive those who file bug reports against us; and lead us not into an incident, but deliver us from dependency hell. git commit -am "Amen."; git push (tweet 2 of 2)
Corey Henderson retweeted
I got tired of waiting for @Tesla to release their pickup truck so I made my own. #TRUCKLA
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Un-directed anger festers. Channeled anger can motivate. Embolden. Need to do more of that 2nd one.