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Jackson Merrill truther and burrito enthusiast

Des Moines ✈️ San Diego
Joined May 2011
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Cause of death: cheese curd shaped meteor
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Watching an Ashby break LA hearts is giving me life
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Oh boy this delusional nonsense again
Tommy says the Yankees' top offseason priority should be getting Fernando Tatis Jr.: @tommylugauer
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“Goddammit, Uribe” - Pat Murphy, probably
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The stars for the Padres in this series didn’t star. Lights still too bright, I’m afraid.
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Austin Hays has been an absolute disaster of an acquisition. The guy that was brought into the clubhouse to hit lefties….can’t actually hit lefties.
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Need our first half doubles king Andujar now
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If only Bogaerts wore an elbow guard, we’d have 1st and 2nd with no outs. It’s the little things that can decide ballgames.
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I’ve been scarred since the location on Fletcher Parkway closed. I need healing.
GET IN, LOSER!! WE ARE GOING TO SOUPLANTATION
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Padres account for 2 of the losses in the “Teams to score first” category, because of course they do.
so far this postseason: - Teams to score first are 12-3 - Teams to out-homer opponents are 10-2 (30-5 in ‘25 PS) - 51.0% of runs have been scored via HR (was 40.5% in ’26 RS, 45.4% in '25 PS)
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The nail in the coffin wasn’t Chourio’s walkoff. It was Miller walking Gary Sanchez. You have to get that guy out. He’s a strikeout waiting to happen and Mason couldn’t execute.
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This might as well have been the elimination game. Now It feels like we’re just going through the motions to delay the inevitable. The baseball gods truly hate us.
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We threw our best starting pitcher. We threw the most dominant closer in the game. We still lost. It’s over. This team isn’t winning three in a row. What a wasted opportunity to go back to SD with momentum.
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Contreras yelling like me when I pop up a fastball down the middle in MLB The Show.
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