Corporate Software Engineer

What a great surprise: I opened my IDE and it presented me with a license warning. Long story short, I cannot code today and have to wait for a new license to be distributed by our central IT Service Management. Coffeetime. #SoftwareEngineering #softwaredevelopment #corporate

Today I will get the chance to further document how our project #sourcecode management works due to corporate directives. Thank god we use #bitbucket and #gitflow. No references to be found online. Good I write that page long essay about it. That auditor will look stupid.

Looking at my outlook calendar I will have 1 hour to open my IDE today. 30 minute slot meetings arouns that. What a time to be alive. #softwareengineering #software #softwaredevelopment #corporatesoftware #corporate

We purchased a super cool new #cloud tool. It is flexible, very lightweight and changes are super fast. It is fully #API powered. My company wants it to talk to #SAP. We have to order a custom API. All that new bought speed, just went out the window. 6 month wait. #software

If I only knew what the project I am assigned to currently, is about, why it actually has been put in motion. Then that Product Owner/Project Manager/Line Manager person could stop yelling at me about #ownership and #commitment.

Why I ask for #github actions they said. There are local #Jenkins instances arouns they said. Would work better with running my web app on #IIS anyway. #software #corporate #softwaredevelopment #softwareengineering

Today I tried using #Docker on my machine. If I am lucky the installation request is granted by some manager on tuesday. Coffeetime. #Software #SoftwareEngineer #corporate #softwaredevelopment

Today some newbie suggested to use #NodeJS for a web app backend. We had a great laugh. What's next, microservices? What a dork. #softwareengineering #softwaresevelopment #corporate #corporatesoftware

Today I requested a MySQL database. On Premise. With central IT. 5hrs passed and waiting. #software #softwareengineering #corporate

Infrastructure maintenance notice in my inbox. A full workday without CI/CD pipelines. Coffeetime. #software #softwareengineering #softwaredevelopment #corporate

Today was a good day. I coded 15% of my time. 60% were meetings. 10% were useful. Rest lies in E-Mails. I opened an IDE ❤️ #software #SoftwareEngineer #corporate