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You'd do well to remember just whomst you are talking to. Open DMs, Dark themes ahead. MDNI.

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Joined January 2026
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The world is filled with little dictators ⠀⠀⠀⠀trying to run your life. ⠀ ⠀Let me offer you an alternative~?
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"You sound like you'd benefit from hanging around my castle. I am very much in the same boat, and I tend to try and keep things warm within the walls.~ Maybe we can have some tea and cakes whilst we're at it.~" She was attempting to gauge Alice's interest.
— “ That's right~! It is good to adjust body temperature as well as to not make them drop too low~! It feels uncomfortable when my whole body feels like they are a popsicle ~! ”
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"If my contacts are to be believed, your penchant for winding up in control." The Queen would clear her throat, she had expected the woman to jump at the opportunity. "I assume, through that, you have your methods... and my guess would be contracts." She would follow her —
Replying to @SPLITPALETTE
--- "Now go on and tell me" "I'm waiting."
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— thought process through. "Thus, I am lead to believe that you would be the best fit when it comes to a contract crafter and reviewer."
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"I'll let you write the actual contract, but... I wish for your skills. Specifically in contract writing and parsing." There was a pause, the Queen clearly understood what she was proposing. "I couldn't quite think of anyone better suited for that job. And in exchange... —
"What deal do you have in mind?" She's interested in what they have to say now.. after all, it's a rare chance when someone makes a contract with her "I'm listening."
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— I want to know what you would want for such a service. After all, I have a lot to lose if I can't have your services." She was effectively offering Makima a blank deal. A simple job for whatever Makima could want from a royal.
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"I merely wish to make a deal. You're efficient, and come as a very highly recommended manager..." "And it just so happens I have a lot of open vacancies that could use someone with your skill set to take charge... I could even sweeten the deal, name your price, I'll pay it."
Replying to @SPLITPALETTE
@CorruptAutarch "Getting my attention is another thing." "Is this something important?"
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The Queen is making a mental note that she absolutely has to add a sauna to the castle. "Crisp spring days do make the best days to enjoy a few hours in the sauna.~" Her eyes may be wandering a little bit, lingering on areas that would be inappropriate for a Queen to stare at.
— “ Nice time to enjoy the sauna~! ”
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“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐...” 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚊 𝚅𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚢𝚛 — 𝙻𝚘𝚕𝚝𝚑-𝚂𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 #BG3RP #DnDRP #FantasyRP #MVRP
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Queen Kalevala retweeted
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⊱⠀𝔸ᴅʀ̲ɪ̲ғᴛ ꩜ ɪ̲ɴ ✿ ᴛʜᴇ ☀︎ ℍᴀ̲ʀ̲ʙᴏʀ̲⠀⊰ ⠀
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Queen Kalevala retweeted
"Eᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜᴀs ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ...ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ." ⠀⠀⠀『••✎••』 ⠀⠀• A ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴠᴇᴅᴀ, ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ ᴇᴍʙʟᴇᴍ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏᴄ ⠀⠀• Sғᴡ/ɴsғᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ⠀⠀⠀『 ♡ + ↻ ? 』
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Queen Kalevala retweeted
💀A bandwagon for My birthday? I'm audacious, i know.
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She would let the silence hang over them, seemingly comfortable in her position. That smile still etched upon her face, her fingers still twirling through his hair. This, this was a moment she could stay in.
He looked down at the ground before he spoke quietly. “ You will be ... A beautiful experience. ” He smiled as he would place his hands against her upper thigh. Eyes closing with a subtle sigh. “ Thank you ... ”
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Queen Kalevala retweeted
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓐𝓻𝓲𝓪 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 ㅤㅤ𝓘𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓗𝓲𝓻𝓮 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[ ♡ + 🔃 ]
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Gentle patting. "I try my best not to break trust. Although, you really are a brave one. Putting trust into someone whose only in the position she's in, due to her ability deceive and betray." She would run her fingers through his hair.
“ I know I'm just saying .. ! ” He would close his eyes. Slowly laying his head against her lap. His eyes would close, his chest rising and falling slowly as a soft smile took his lips. “ You have my trust ... Please don't break it. ”
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"God's above. No, bad." The Queen would gently bap the top of his head. "Don't let anyone curse your physical body. No matter how wholesome the effect, you would need someone with a couple of hundred years experience to unwavering it from you." With that she would pull on —
He would shiver a little as he looked away from her frame. “ I trust you with my body alright ... Just make sure I don't —— lose who I am at least in my body. ” He would look down at himself as he fixed his hair a little.
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— him. Trying to make him rest his head on her lap.
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"I could just curse you instead..." Her voice only sounded vaguely threatening, but her words came out somewhat soft. The grin on her face made it hard for her to be too serious. "Cursed to forever rest your head in any comfortable lap you see... or something to that extent."
He covered his ass immediately with his hands. Eyes widening as he pouted a bit. “ I'm not sure ... One that doesn't leave me completely disfigured for the rest of my days if you're feeling selfish ... ”
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"I'm thinking the buttplug of evil that turns you into a tree." A slight pause before she'd chuckle. "Kidding, of course.~ What's next is... I don't know. What would you want next pet~?"
“ I didn't realize that item would ... Whatever. ” He shook his head clearly flustered. “ so .. what's next ? ”
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"You were the one that offered your neck.~ Besides. You were cute as a puppy." She would grin, leaning back where she sat.
He sat besides her as he looked at his hands. “ I still can't get over that dog one ... ”
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She's bored. Anyone willing to offer the Queen a little bit of company~? She could make it worth your time.~ Who knows, you may even be able to inspire her to create a new cursed item.~
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