Corrupted Slugman retweeted
Now I just gotta figure out how to include Yaxel Lendeborg in a rap lyric 😂
Corrupted Slugman retweeted
Substitute Torture

ALT Location: Hell. A gigantic demon with a whip announces to some tortured souls that “Master Satan is away” and that he’ll be overseeing their torture until Satan returns. A soul raises his hand in faux-concern: “Master Satan usually lets us have a break around now.” Devastating role reversal. The demon has a look of pensive anguish on his face. He has been successfully manipulated like a substitute teacher reporting to his first day on the job by students.
Corrupted Slugman retweeted
Used my powers for good again. Helped a lady find her dog that she lost a week ago. I love these little victories.










































