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Cortex Technologies

@Cortex_GG

Technology place in Guernsey. Working all varieties of technostuffs. We probably won't fix your printer. All our bits :: https://teapawt.net/t.co/Fw0B5mlbrQ

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Joined February 2018
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Happy Cortexmas 2024! 🎄 - mailchi.mp/0b2ada10751a/happ…
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Cortex Technologies is bringing back the four-day week for August channeleye.media/cortex-tech… @Cortex_GG
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All Parliaments are using new technologies to improve their efficiency Simon Ross from #Guernsey States Assembly @Govgg writes in The Parliamentarian about developing a bespoke new voting app for Members with @Cortex_GG Read the article online ⬇️ issuu.com/theparliamentarian…
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#siam day … come on the Raiders 🔥
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What? Who? That’s right, it’s Danny (AKA “The Other Matt”) taking over link duties for this week! We have a few corkers for you as we lead into the long weekend
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Well, after all that I’m going to go and enjoy the sun and bank holiday weekend. Catch you in the next one!
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[5/5] It’s like Y2K all over again for this baby and/or 101-year-old woman bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wz… ^Danny

American Airlines keeps mistaking 101-year-old passenger for baby

An IT glitch leaves the cabin crew expecting to welcome a baby on board rather than a centenarian.

bbc.co.uk
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[4/5] Naming things is hard (and occasionally rather expensive) medium.com/@maciej.pocwierz/… ^Danny (via Steve Streeting on Discord)
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[3/5] FTC: RGB != N95 techcrunch.com/2024/04/30/ra… ^Jason
Razer hit with $1.1M FTC fine over glowing ‘N95’ mask COVID claims | TechCrunch

Razer hit with $1.1M FTC fine over glowing ‘N95’ mask COVID claims | TechCrunch

The Federal Trade Commission hit Razer with a $1.1 million fine Tuesday. The order claims that the gaming accessory maker misled consumers by claiming

techcrunch.com
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[2/5] Jira is betting that generative AI will help you make sense of your data across the tangle of services that they offer theregister.com/2024/05/03/a… ^Matt
Atlassian outsources office drudgery to GenAI agents

Atlassian outsources office drudgery to GenAI agents

Rovo will write to-do lists, create graphics, become virtual colleagues to whom you offload scutwork

theregister.com
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[1/5] Want your computer to sound like a Geiger counter? Just make it beep when you send data to Google… berthub.eu/articles/posts/tr… ^Danny

Tracker Beeper - Bert Hubert's writings

A week ago, I finally got round to implementing an idea I’d been toying with for years: what if your computer made a little bit of noise every time it sent data to Google? From studying logs, I’d...

berthub.eu
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Righto technochums, here we are again with THE tech links of the week, which we’ll warn right now, are a bit doomy-gloomy, go ->
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That’ll do right nice for this week, time to break from the computer and get out in the sunshine; see you next time!
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[5/5] #27 on the list of things more likely to happen than winning the lottery... house hit by space junk ^Marc space.com/object-crash-flori…

Object that slammed into Florida home was indeed space junk from ISS, NASA confirms

It was part of a pallet jettisoned along with 5,800 pounds of aging batteries back in March 2021.

space.com
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[4/5] We’re not gonna make it, are we? ^Danny theverge.com/2024/4/17/24133…
Boston Dynamics’ new Atlas robot is a swiveling, shape-shifting nightmare

Boston Dynamics’ new Atlas robot is a swiveling, shape-shifting nightmare

Zeus feels a more beffitting name for an all-electric Atlas, surely?

theverge.com
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[3/5] In a surprise to absolutely nobody, most spam is now AI generated ^Matt theregister.com/2024/04/13/g…
AI spam is winning the battle against search engine quality

AI spam is winning the battle against search engine quality

'Not all AI content is spam, but I think right now all spam is AI content'

theregister.com
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[2/5] Inhumane Pain: $150m investment in AI hardware is unsurprisingly rubbish ^Danny theverge.com/24126502/humane…
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[1/5] AI: accidental ineptitude – misclick efficiently divorces peeps ^Danny theregister.com/2024/04/16/a…
Judge refuses to Ctrl-Z divorce order made by a misclick

Judge refuses to Ctrl-Z divorce order made by a misclick

Computer says you're single

theregister.com
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IT’S BAAAAAAACK! We know you missed it, we could tell, so here we are. BESTEST TECH LINKS OF THE WEEK, go ->
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And that’ll do for this week! Love it? Hate it? Couldn’t care less? Seen a great story we’ve missed? Let us know.... Aaaand we’ll be back next week...
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[6/6] State of retro-floppy disks to remain solid for at least another 5.25 years ^Matt arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024…
5.25-inch floppy disks expected to help run San Francisco trains until 2030

5.25-inch floppy disks expected to help run San Francisco trains until 2030

We have a technical debt that stretches back many decades."

arstechnica.com
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