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A man who spoke wonders

Joined June 2016
How is Estevao offside? That’s crazy
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Title challengers Chelsea getting mauled at home back to back by Spurs and United this shit dark 🥀
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If someone ever wanted a microcosm of English refereeing, Palmer last week committed two very dirty off the ball fouls, and he’s playing the next premier league game. Dowman slightly kicked out after nearly getting his ankle broken and he’s banned for 3 games. So backwards
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The second that white chance was saved, I knew without a doubt the pens were coming and we would lose, they played a video before the coverage started that last time we played league 2 opposition we drew 1-1 and lost on pens. Seeing that keeper pull that off made it far too obvs
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Seen enough, this is gonna happen a couple times to us this season, we are way too inefficient in attack
Fleetwood (0.29) 1-1 (2.40) Arsenal
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Like a throwback to the banter era. I mean we haven’t played particularly poorly defence wise but the attack today oh my fucking god. Actually horrifying. We would deserve it if we go out
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Dowman is such an amazing footballer. Everyone else on that pitch please give more than 10% effort
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You won’t meet many people who enjoy Olivia’s music as much as me but fella are you being serious
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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If xhaka done this back in the day, he’d be jettisoned into space like laika the dog
PUT THIS THUG BEHIND BARS
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How is Darren fletcher paid to commentate? He’s saying Ndiaye wasn’t as effective in the second half against Villa from the right, fella he set up city’s goal😭
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In a 30 second period, gvardiol stops a counter in the most stonewall yellow card offence, no yellow, then doku kicks the ball away, not a far distance but further than rice did for a second yellow. Just another day in the compromised premier league and a game with shamchester
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Lowkey a huge fan of Nicolas Jackson. That goal was fucking brilliant and thought he was class against Arsenal there a few weeks back
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Another day, another player not getting a yellow for kicking the ball away, nevermind a second yellow. Will never be seen again
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Brighton obliterating palace and in such good form I can’t wait until they play city and turn into a bunch of wilting flowers
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They play city in back to back games efl cup and prem (both at emptihad of course) they are gonna get smoked ffs
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Live by the mid die by the mid
girl i’m so fucking sorry
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Possibly one of the most cringeworthy things I’ve ever seen in my life.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G on the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: “The only merger that’s happening tonight is me and Sydney Sweeney’s babylons.”
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How long is the stench of the “sham” going to corrode the meaning, worth, and very essence of the Premier League? Listening to commentary about Manchester City’s players matching the defiance of their ownership and triumphing in adversity. Listening to fans chorusing the names of the men running the club, wearing masks or displaying banners of their faces and jibing: “We’re Man City, we’ll cheat when we want.” Victory being framed as “a lovely moment,” a show of togetherness as though some grave injustice has been imposed on City, rather than their hierarchy being found by an independent commission to have orchestrated financial doping on an industrial scale. Their opponents and the rest of us wondering if any of this actually matters now and how much of it ever did? There can be no business as usual pretence. We need a full stop to the absurdity.
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Dystopian. Liverpool 2 down and a man down thanks to the ref who couldn’t fucking wait to send Gravenberch off. Spirited performance from injury hit Liverpool but 🤷🏻‍♂️they are absolute rats, can’t wait to play them at the emirates.
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Such a shame isak and szoboslai are injured or city would be getting manhandled here, of course perfect timing for them to play Liverpool injury hit like this. Don’t expect anything except a win for the cheats sadly
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