Cory Balrog

If Last of Us 2 is Schindler's List then God of War 2 is gonna be Weekend at Bernie's 2

Hey @Neil_Druckmann you're spot on hassling game reviewers, they are not real visionaries like us, I have many great game ideas, I enjoy breaking up people's lives and relationships with needless crunch, it makes me feel cool and important

Once in a meeting I made everyone stop what they were doing and I told everyone they were lazy because they didn't want to work on Sunday nights Then I took the weekend off I got an award for my game you can now buy for like ten bucks in the second hand bin, it was all worth it

I fucking suck and I bullied my way into somehow being the God of War guy even though I was just the loudest person in the room and many people who have worked with me have complained about me to HR to no avail, I keep falling up

Hergle blergle wah game journalists are mean to me waaaah by the way I boasted about how I haven't seen my son in years like it was some kind of company pissing contest about how dedicated I am to make games for 14 year old boys with dad issues huh wonder if there's a connection

Herp derp I'm a piece of shit bully that berates his team members who want to go home and my beard sucks and I got fired from a movie company for ripping off a concept that Justin Timberlake did

Crunch is GOOD and only REAL game developers CRUNCH I haven't seen my son in SIX YEARS that's why I'm in charge of an entire studio!!! Suck it haters

A 95 Metacritic makes all the years of abuse I gave my team worth it.

Guys do you like my God of War videogame Making it made me so old I have a David Letterman beard now

Hard at work at the first God of War DLC fishing minigame

FUCK SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY KID IT'S JUST GONNA BE AWKWARD i think he's like 14 now or something

Seriously fuck these guys I'm going to make my own game about an awesome animator who has so many great idea's but nobody knows genius

Had an argument about making the team work long hours and neglecting our families. I haven't seen my kid in years. So I won that argument.

Some punk manager had the nerve to ask me what made me qualified to be a game designer and I'm all I WAS AN ANIMATOR ON GOD OF WAR PAL

Working on the combat for Soul Reaver, because combat is the most important part of Soul Reaver games

Tomb Raider's delayed, I'm rewriting the script, it's now six hours of her screaming in agony as she gets cut and falls into a pit of salt

This ain't your father's Gex.

People are saying we're rebooting Soul Reaver but that is NOT the case. We're rebooting Gex.

Tomb Raider would be so much better if she hated her father and raged about it for five hours.