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dad, @Lions fan #OnePride, former talk radio producer and host, writer(?), deterministic flat universer

San Anselmo, CA
Joined April 2008
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Judge, Jury, and eppenushuner
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Hi, I wrote a story about a dystopian future where everyone must carry a handgun by law, and “level” it at each other’s heads, for safety. It’s told through a sweet family get together for 13-year-old Ronna’s coming-of-age ceremony. Available on Amazon: a.co/b4vuGJR
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#Trump: “You’re not gonna post that are you? I didn’t have my hair on.” Musk: “Of course not.” Musk: …
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Wow! In a brilliant find, the Lincoln Project has unearthed footage of Donald Trump using slurs against Kamala supporters: “They’re scum and they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage.” - Donald Trump, 9/7/24
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Republicans are more upset at Kamala Harris calling trump a fascist than at trump for being a fascist.
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Trump: “We will do large deportations from Springfield, Ohio, large deportations. We're gonna get these people out. We're bringing them back to Venezuela." (They are from Haiti, not Venezuela. And they are legal immigrants; you can't deport them.)
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Year 2120: “Grandpa, did they really not have scientists running things a hundred years ago?” “It’s true.” “What a bunch of trumps.”
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According to the President of the United States, if you want something, just bring a gun into your state capital and the governor will make a deal with you.
The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a deal.
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A group of Trump supporters is called a Covid.
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A group of crocodiles in the water is called a “float,” and a group of Trump supporters in the water is called “a sink.”
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Did Michael Cohen just admit that the incident happened, there’s just no tape of it? I mean, you wouldn’t spend billable hours searching for a tape of your client paying Russian hookers to pee on a bed if they told you it didn’t happen, right..?
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Reducing panic is a good thing, unless the situation is a highly contagious and deadly virus, and the panic would result in people staying the fuck inside.
Q: "Did you mislead the public?" President Trump: "Well, I think if you said in order to reduce panic, perhaps that's so. The fact is, I'm a cheerleader for this country. I love our country and I don't want people to be frightened. I don't want to create panic."
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Immature @realDonaldTrump flips off an astronaut who was currently on a spacewalk outside the ISS after she had to correct his ignorance...
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Gov. Newsom and I worked together to make California the first state to begin to support guaranteed basic income programs. So far, 44 mayors in California have signed up to support Mayors for Guaranteed Income. We are committed to upsetting the set up 💪🏾
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I love that John Roberts felt presidents needed broad immunity so that they can act “unhesitatingly”. As though asking a person who has been entrusted with the office of president of the United States to take a moment to consider their actions is simply too much to ask.
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You know they’re scared when the “war on Christmas” comes out.
Trump: The two words are Merry Christmas. She does not want anyone saying Merry Christmas
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