Cosmicphenomenon (Maya Noir)

I'm not a boy or a girl I'm just hot

Pride never stops in the metaverse! Come visit the @mastercard #PridePlaza in #decentraland this week to catch tons speakers, music, and activities. Bring a friend and join us at priceless.com/pride when you’re not out at an IRL event! #ad

I love my apartment #Boston

Doctor : The nurse told me you were in pain Me: Ah yes, so you heard I was a little bitch Doctor : ...literally no one is saying that but you.

"So are you a boy or a girl?"

All those years spent alone in my room without friends are finally paying off

Me: Don't worry, everything is fine Person who works under me: You know when you say that, it doesn't make me feel like everything is actually fine

TSA Agent seeing my face: Hello sir can I see your ID? TSA agent seeing my name: Ok you have a nice day...ma'am

So if I'm gay but walk slowly am I not really gay?

All I do is buy things and get mad at myself for buying things

Meeting someone at a mostly straight party: Me: Yea so me and my gf - Them: Oh yea you know my sister is gay and my best friend from college is gay and I'm super cool with it, you know, and, sexuality is totally a spectrum right? Me: ...Wow so people really do that huh

"You look thinner" "Thanks it's the anxiety"

Reminder to always be nice to your Amazon Alexa because I'm pretty sure the people who say thank you after requesting information from the robots will live longer during the apocalypse 🤖

So IG is super slow cuz all the queers are posting about our holiday, right? 🎃

Second day having a morning and afternoon coffee and holy shit I am a changed man

His freaking face 😭 #shihtzu

Happy Monday. I've been outsmarted by the child lock on my allergy pills. Again.

Why do I want to eat everything at all times