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Al Pacino, 86 reportedly reuniting with his 32 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah after their split seems very unusual.
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71 year old Kevin Costner appears to be building a new romance with 40 year old Jennifer Milburn following his breakup with former partner Christine Baumgartner.
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“I came for that one” 😅
As written. Get tickets now for Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
71 year old Kevin Costner appears to be building a new romance with 40 year old Jennifer Milburn following his breakup with former partner Christine Baumgartner.
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I'm posting my art everywhere. Hopefully someone will notice. I'm not giving up. Thank you all for your support
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Me: Dr. Hughes, can I ask you something a bit ridiculous?
Dr. Hughes: Those are my favourite kind.
Me: Is there any way the baby could come in January?
Dr. Hughes: January. Emma, your due date is the twentieth of November.
Me: I know.
Dr. Hughes: May I ask why January?
Me: My manager asked me to push it back a few weeks. We're in the year-end close.
Dr. Hughes: He asked you to push it back.
Me: He said it like I was rescheduling a meeting.
Dr. Hughes: I've been delivering babies for twenty-two years. Not one has ever checked a diary.
Me: I told him that. Not in those exact words.
Dr. Hughes: And what did he say?
Me: "Could you just ask her nicely?"
Dr. Hughes: Ask who?
Me: The baby.
Dr. Hughes: ...
Me: I'm sorry. I've been awake since four.
Dr. Hughes: Right. I'm going to write you a note.
Me: A note?
Dr. Hughes: "Baby due 20th November. Not negotiable. Signed, Dr. Hughes."
Me: He'll frame it.
Dr. Hughes: Good. Now listen to me, because I'm only going to say this once. You're measuring ahead, and your blood pressure is lovely, but I wouldn't plan anything big between now and the twentieth.
Me: Define big.
Dr. Hughes: A year-end close, for example.
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YOUR PARTNER’S PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP vs. THEIR PRIVATE LIFE
🔷 The relationship you know
They tell you they’re committed.
They introduce you as their boyfriend or girlfriend.
They make plans with you for the future.
They act affectionate when you’re together.
They insist you’re the only person they want.
🔶 The side of their life you don’t see
Someone else receives their late-night attention.
They have private conversations they wouldn’t dare show you.
They’ve made excuses to spend time with someone else.
They share sexual tension with a person they call just a friend.
They return home and behave as though nothing happened.
Some people aren’t choosing between two relationships. They’re keeping one relationship official and another one secret.
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Al Pacino, 86 reportedly reuniting with his 32 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah after their split seems very unusual.
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I consider the MCU Taskmaster as a mercy kill
They turned the comic version Tony Masters with photographic reflexes who could perfectly mimic any fighting style after seeing it once into a silent, mind-controlled drone
The real one only ever got stopped by Punisher’s tactics, Deadpool’s unpredictability, or sheer numbers he couldn’t copy fast enough.
Black Widow proved they knew the character was broken, and killing the MCU version just put it out of its misery
#marvel #MCU
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My wife discovered my affair because the woman I was seeing accidentally added her to a group chat.
I'd been seeing Vanessa, a woman from my office, for almost four months.
We were careful.
No public photos. No calls when I was home. No messages saved under her real name.
Or at least, that's what I thought.
One Saturday afternoon, Vanessa sent me a message.
Vanessa: "I can't keep pretending you're just my colleague."
Me: "We've talked about this. My wife must never find out."
Vanessa: "Then why did you tell me you were planning to leave her?"
Before I could reply, my phone started ringing.
It was my wife, Rachel.
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Insidious: Out of the Further (the sixth entry in the franchise) has officially set its U.S. streaming debut on Netflix for Saturday, November 21, 2026.
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Zach Cregger really thought a random gig-worker courier deserved the most iconic monster transformation in gaming history over William Birkin
