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Congrats, this is the dumbest take in golf history.
Opinion: It's time we start criticising Scottie Scheffler for his aversion to leaving America. He's letting the global game down. Read more: golfmonthly.com/features/its…
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Pass the save America Act! Only Americans vote in America!
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After concussions in rugby and a lack of enjoyment in cricket, Ryan Fox found his competitive spirit in golf. He discovered a natural talent, quickly going from an amateur to scratch golfer and entering his first tournament in 2005. Now, he's won the Open Championship.
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Ryan Fox traded rugby concussions and a dislike for law for the golf course. He found his competitive edge, mastering the game quickly and discovering a passion for tournament play. A lineage of athletes no doubt helped him follow his dreams.
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MOMENTS AGO: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA)has officially resigned from Congress — his resignation was just formally read on the House floor. “I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make. I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong. But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress effective at 2 PM EST on April 14th, 2026. I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district. Signed sincerely, Eric Swalwell.”
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I don’t understand how college football works
“Did you have class yesterday?” “I graduated two years ago… no class” - Carson Beck College Football is dead xitter.cf/Fatslob1123/status/201…
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The lack of perspective to simply try and get a laugh about someone’s brain disease and chemistry. Dude is Bipolar, an alcoholic, and drug addict. The folks on @NFLLive and their constant perpetuating of the stigma around mental illness and substance use disorder is baffling!
This would be extremely funny solely bc he looks like if Johnny Manziel listened to his better angels
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Replying to @mazemoore
Wow. CNN sucks.
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They didn’t.
Why did 81 MILLION Americans vote for this RETARD?
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Happy 80th Birthday, Debbie Harry 🎂🎉🎊
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WOW! You can actually see the exact moment Karen Bass realizes her political career is over… Watch her stunned silence when she’s asked if she regrets cutting the LA fire department’s budget.
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State Champs 〽️ #GoBlue | @meijer
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Biden now claims the 2nd amendment was never intended to be absolute... Weird how the leftists who claim Trump is the end of democracy and America... are the ones trying to take away our freedom.
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The Internationals are putting the lights out this session: they are beating the US by 15 (!) strokes on the greens, and 21 shots overall.
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xitter.cf/Red_Pill_US/stat… 🔥 George Carlin brilliantly exposes the truth about America's 'bought elections' and shatters the illusion of freedom of choice. In his own inimitable style, he lays bare the reality of our political system and the lack of true choice we experience in important matters: "They're not even trying to conceal it anymore. The owners of the country have bought their elect, got their election. They said, 'we're going to get this election. We put you people in that court for a reason.' You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. These people went to the same universities and fraternities. They're on the same boards of directors. They're in the same country clubs. They have, like interest. They don't need to call a meeting. They know what's good for them and they're getting it. And there used to be seven oil companies. Now there are three. It will soon be two. The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice. There are two political parties. There are a handful of insurance companies. There are about six or seven information links. But if you want a bagel, there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion. You have the illusion of choice, right? You don't get the real important choice. There's no freedom of choice."
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When Biden refuses to sign a bill preventing non-citizens from voting, that should become the only issue in the campaign. Because it gives away the whole game. It's an unambiguous statement of Democrats preferring their power over your happiness. There is literally no other way to explain what we observe. Ask every Democrat to explain why they voted against it. Their answers will sound stupid. Ask Biden to defend it. You know how that will sound. The guy with a potential 34 absurd felonies from a corrupt justice system isn't trying to steal your stuff and give it to strangers. Democrats are doing it while we watch.
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Told ya.
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For those who remember Corwin Brown, this is his daughter, Jaedan, a fourth-gen UM alum and third-generation UM athlete
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