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Steve-O Tells Justin Bieber to Fight Him Instead of Tom Cruise rapidrationale.com/2019/07/s…

An Australian once set the world record for the most lint collected from one person's belly button

Looking for a nice. wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice. wholesome girls

I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.

I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by.

A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public

Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime

Thanks to yesterday's chili. I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.

I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to Continue Straight.

Microsoft has a wild hologram that translates HoloLens keynotes into Japanese dailyamericanbuzz.com/2019/0…

Pooped without my phone this morning. just like Gandhi.

I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie. but there are just too many holes in the plot.

If you need motivation to workout this evening. Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead. get out that aggression.

I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx

No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells. don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.

When you get a 3D printer. don't mess around. Go straight to printing money.

Nike Is Making Official Spongebob Squarepants Sneakers theinforadar.com/2019/07/nik…

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.

A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say hes eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid.

I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.