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The ballroom bit has to be his coping mechanism, he babbled about it right after Kirk died too.
Trump: We ordered the marble for the floor, really magnificent marble. It’s a cut, a vein that people have been after for 50 years. And the owner of the quarry didn’t want to sell it, but he liked me, and he was also so honoured to be doing it for the country, for the White House. And the marble floor, you’ll see, is the most beautiful marble you’ll ever see. It’s a special vein. This is a vein that everybody wanted for a long time, and I got it for the floor.
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literally perfect end to the graham legacy that Iran did regime change in South Carolina lol
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Republicans when Putler doesn't spend 120% of Russia's GDP to win another election for them
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Paxton is winning now.
Sources in DC tell me Paxton is cooked Talarico is taking Texas.
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my uncle OD’d on hemoglobin
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It’s a buddhist vocal stim it means peace
im still trying to unferstand why she said this
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I want to live here
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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant Anakin poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
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‘It cannot be overstated how culturally significant Anakin poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.’
It cannot be overstated how culturally significant Anakin poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
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bananas in the microwave challenge #microwavebananaschallenge2026
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Anyone who likes crispy cookies over soft cookies are insane. I don’t make the rules.
If you had to choose
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You're not going to make it if you care even a smidge about a hoi4 mod and some stupid update to it
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🇳🇴 Сегодня в норвежском лесу встретил такого огромного, очень пушистого и мяукающего царя зверей!!! Мне кажется он тут явно главный, шутки с ним не шутят
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this guy just cut me off in traffic in Pasadena, Texas
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black forest ham hype and respect moments
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Why does this fridge look like a steak?
Salt and fridge for 24 hours……wow
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