God bless the world by giving America a swift, just, and deserved death with as little killing and suffering as possible. Amen
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Babies don't walk around so they don't really need shoes, it turns out. Not really sure why we bought them
fan whining about wind waker’s beautiful visuals set nintendo back i think
imagine if they went all in on toon aesthetics and developed ever more advanced cel shading and squash and stretch physics
my god look how hard they were cooking here
looking for a Smash Bros screenshot of Kirby eating Samus to make some sort of bad Metroid: Ravenous joke but all the screenshots feel a *little* too horny
Re: “Wuhu Island” from Wii Sports Resort: is it sorta problematic to go with a name that’s supposed to both sound silly and also vaguely indigenous or am I too woke
at the least it’s a lazy pun
Detective Conan ending: Detective Conan realizes he doesn't need to be cured because he was turned into a kid in 1994 and is now 38 years old
All Cows Are Beautiful retweeted
Published in the Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918.
People don't change.

ALT Published in the Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918. A snippet entitled Self-Consciousness. It states "Why don't you wear your influenza mask?" "I'm afraid I might look funny." "Suppose you do. Wouldn't you rather introduce a little comedy into your household than subject it to a tragedy?"
All Cows Are Beautiful retweeted
That “awww let me know if you need anything” wears off after 3 business days fr
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"I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world."
-Eugene V. Debs
“i ship holmes with watson” “well i ship holmes with adler”
ok well *i* ship him with no one because he’s basically canonically asexual and aromantic 😇
(don’t take this too seriously)
strict masking in healthcare is something we need to win by hook or by crook, because lives are on the line. i think about the tactics aids activists have used: throwing fake blood, die ins...
well, i shouldn't lay all the blame on men. at the grocery store, overheard a man musing that he'd like to try suspenders and a woman shutting him down with a "no". it's time to suspend judgement and suspend pants. #bringbacksuspenders
<strike>“the whole point of rpgs is for them to be absurdly long”
yes i agree rpgs are bad </strike>















