Has to get a new account after a scary incident. Family man. Go frogs. Recent Divorcee (she has a restraining order). Number 7 Mikes way is my go to.
Joined October 2024
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Just met a girl who said she makes the best blue berry muffins I’d ever eat and her family has 100,000 acres in Wyoming
🤖 Made with AI
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Death, taxes, and entering my card information into my Xbox to purchase the Addison Rea Fortnite skin.
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The boys are gonna love when I whip these out on the tee box 😂🤣🤣😂 . Paired with my new Bad Birdie beer polo. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
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Nothing worse than being hungover with a chick going through her Snapchat memories. No I don’t care about your friends mom dancing in the kitchen 5 years ago today.
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Bitches will instagram a picture of a cheese board as if they aren’t trying to draw any attention to the Gulfstream window in the background
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Steve Millar CPA retweeted
I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.
So excited to move out. My neighbors keep randomly waking up in the middle of the night at around 6 or 7am, dressed up in suits and blouses, and will get in their cars and drive off until about dinner time. Fucking tweakers dude. Fuck this neighborhood.
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Done enough womps in the past 2 weeks to completely reverse engineer the last 4 years of learning I did. #SquareOne
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