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Grandma Good Pussy aka Butt Floss Bikini Lady

@CptTittyMeat

STAY AWAY FROM ME! GET A JOB! The Bay Area made me. Mr. Rogers & Lil' Kim raised me. I'm just a figment of yo imagination. Pay me or pay me no nevermind 🤷🏽‍♀️

 asscrack of cali
Joined August 2009
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Like Pinky lil sister🌚
Em just vibing (@D_incredibleAJ) profile pictureEm just vibing@D_incredibleAJ8 Oct 2023
How y’all look with pink hair⁉️👀
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Trying to have my last meal before these niggas go up my ass on Wednesday and now I'm not eem hungry food just getting cold
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Oh no
Enty (@entylawyer) profile pictureEnty
@entylawyer17h
November 9, 2026 Blind Item #8 The lottery rapper just had a baby with the blackjack rapper who now has another woman pregnant too. Oh, all the while still in his green card marriage.
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If you can't talk on the phone why answer in the first place 😭
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Why yall do that to Jacquees😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Never liked yall asses no way! 🤮
Cash App (@CashApp) profile pictureCash App
@CashAppNov 6
Replying to @BrianAtlas
We do not condone violence of any kind, and we are no longer sponsors of this podcast.
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Trying to figure out if i should put c-shaped night stands in my closet or shelves instead 🤔🤔🤔
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Those are my friends tho 😭
JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsNov 8
having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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It's giving restless housewife
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Omg. That's what those bags were??? I used to see them when i was little i thought they were just samples cause people had rocks in their front yard 😭
Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) profile pictureRoy Drones Jr@chiweethedogNov 7
Replying to @yonkamae
That saying is a really deep cut. Turner diaries is a really rare one also. It’s KKK flyers rolled up into ziplock bags with white rocks to weigh them down and tossed from pickup truck easily and thrown onto suburban driveways, style caricatures. And she made a song out of it.
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I've never had a unique experience in my life 😭😭🤣
ki snow ❄️ (@kiaraimanii_esq) profile pictureki snow ❄️
@kiaraimanii_esqNov 7
No bc I really used to be so scared of Terrance Howard in Big Momma’s House
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Today was yet another reminder that i could not participate in um, "Dubai activities". Full blown anxiety attack over this stupid poop hat 😭😭😭😭😭
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Idk why this has me PISSYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jas🧚🏽‍♀️ (@saintjasss) profile pictureJas🧚🏽‍♀️@saintjasssNov 6
why’d a man roll up on me at the red light & told me to play that new b2k that just dropped today. I’m like ok? weird ass nigga. when i pulled off my hg like u know that was raz b??
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I think the thing that pissed me off the most about Alexis & Julius is during their 1st season Julius was already showing his ass! Then when that season was finished she tried to gaslight everybody and say they was just acting for the show.
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Now it's been 3 years later and nothing has changed! She was hoping that baby would make him grow up and it didn't, and now she gotta come to terms with the fact that he don't even like her. Which everybody knew and i think she did too, truly
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She had to hear him say it out loud for it to be real smh
RIP Marshmallow 🌈 (Certified Pasta Hater) (@Jaded_Chinx) profile pictureRIP Marshmallow 🌈 (Certified Pasta Hater)
@Jaded_ChinxNov 7
Alexis already knew the answer even before she asked Julius the question. He wanted to say fuckkkk no #loveafterlockup #RelationshipRehab
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Why am i watching a grown man film a toddler boxing a baby kangaroo
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I legit had to ask somebody to do this bc i used to get some WILD ass pics sent to me in public or worse at work!
Tice. (@_TheComeUp3) profile pictureTice.@_TheComeUp3Nov 6
I’m 34 years old why do yall send texts with like invisible shit on it idk what that is I be scratching my phone like a fucking dj
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I am!
Lydia Owuor (@itslydiaowuor) profile pictureLydia Owuor@itslydiaowuorNov 6
Random, but I really like women who wear the same necklace every day for some reason. I might be stretching it, but there’s something about them that makes me think they’re such sweet souls.
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"I'm in a drought and I'd like to end it" omg sister STAND UP 😭😭😭😭
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The way i ask men when was the last time you touched your asshole and they think I'M the dirty one
j (@jadeymoon) profile picturej@jadeymoonNov 6
If ur not basically fingering ur butthole w soap in the shower do not hmu
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