⠀⠀⠀ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ | ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ | ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴀɪʀʟɪɴᴇ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʙʟᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀᴠɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ & ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘽𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮: ᴀʟᴇx@ᴄᴘᴛɴᴀʟᴇx.ᴄom

Orlando, Florida
Joined July 2008
My mom just casually handed me a bag and said “I got you some GameCube games at a garage sale today” There was only one GameCube game. The rest were PS2 but uhhh 🥵
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Hopefully I don’t get cancelled for this, but I only played Twilight Princess on WiiU and it is the worst Zelda game I have ever played. But everyone is saying GameCube is the best version. Perhaps I should give it another chance? 😅
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See you at TwitchCon!
My Unofficial Twitchcon San Diego 2026 Floor Map! I tagged all the exhibitors I could find in the replies. As creators, this is your opportunity to familiarize yourselves and network before meeting the reps at the con!
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It’s time for a Bendy merchandise double feature! Making its debut, the Bendy’s Nightmare Run USB-C Chargin’ Phone Strap! Always on the run like Bendy? Save your electronics from an untimely demise when you’ve always got power on hand! This vegan leather bag charm keychain doubles as a USB-C charging and data transfer cable! Want a little more classic Bendy? Inspired by the world of Bendy and the Ink Machine, bring a bit of the Cycle to your everyday with the new Bendy emote keycaps, or the Bendy fidget keyboard keychain! All of these products are available now for a limited time! Find out more, or order some for yourself now at cptnalex.com/bendy Products ship in 2-3 weeks
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Okay why is nobody talking about this?! You can catch Pokemon by searching their names on Google now!?! If you search any of the Kanto dex, a Pokeball appears at the bottom of the screen. Clicking it triggers a standard catch animation and then they get added to your Google Dex!
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In order to catch Mew, you need to catch 150 Pokemon and get a Master Ball (I only know this because Mew was the first Pokemon I googled and tried to catch, but they broke out!)
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Idea for @kellyclarkson - since you inspired Taylor to re-record her masters before buying them back, have you considered simply buying the building ArtOfPlay is located in? 👀 That’s the level of petty I want you to be because you are RIGHT and that man deserves NOTHING
This saga is crazy like @kellyclarkson is America’s Sweetheart she could’ve punched that man in the face and I still would believe her??? (Meanwhile what she actually did was out everything back where she found it before left the store)
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The replies to this are so funny like “it was a misunderstanding she shouldn’t have tweeted!” Okay and that man should have apologized? He said “we don’t have PR or crisis management!!” But you also don’t have a brain? Could’ve easily just apologized for the experience bro.
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This saga is crazy like @kellyclarkson is America’s Sweetheart she could’ve punched that man in the face and I still would believe her??? (Meanwhile what she actually did was out everything back where she found it before left the store)
THE KELLY CLARKSON STORE VIDEO IS OUT 💀
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We’re talking about an overpriced art store in a gentrified neighborhood like let’s be so for real Kelly was never going to be in the wrong here
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Be my NY when Hollywood hates me, you’re only as hot as your last hit baby !!!
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Had the best time hanging out with @TheNickCity last night🗽
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HEY! HEY! HEY! A trip to NYC wouldn’t be complete without a ride from a Craaazy Taxi! We’re stoked to partner with @sega on a brand new line of Classic @crazytaxi_game collectibles, starting with this New York Comic Con Exclusive Crazy Taxi license plate enamel pin! With a Limited Edition of just 500 pieces, these things are gonna move faster than Axel on a run with 10 seconds left on the clock 🚕 💨 Limited Stock available online new, full stock drops at New York Comic Con this weekend! #newyorkcomiccon #nycc26 #crazytaxi #sega #classic
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CptnAlex retweeted
N++ (NPLUSPLUS) is $7.49 on Steam buff.ly/Qvf3fzJ
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The millennial jams that the school plays in the drop off line go crazy cause why are we blasting “Ultimate by Lindsey Lohan” at 8am to a bunch of 5 year olds Like okay guess I have to have a good day now 😭
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Her stint on Traitors is going to be insane. She can talk her way out of just about anything. Her ability to lie with a straight face is unmatched.
Dee on whether she’d play Big Brother again #bb28 “Yes, I will say yes, even after I spent 80 days in the house — long 80 days — I will say yes. I won’t say yes for next season, because I want to enjoy my summer next summer. But I will say yes to the following summer, any summer after that. Because it is three months, a longer commitment, I do have to think about it longer. Does my heart want to always say yes? Yes, but who knows what my life will look like next summer or the following or whenever Big Brother asks? I would have to rearrange a lot more, so that would be the only bad thing. Now, as a player, I do want to always say yes, but who knows? Like, I actually want to focus on, you know, family, friends, building a family. Obviously, I need to find somebody first, but I’m turning 30 soon. I want to shift my life a little bit, so I think Big Brother is always going to be something where you have to just take a whole summer off. But I will say yes, depending on where my life is at. As a player, I always want to say yes.” youtu.be/6PCt3OHCjBc
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I call these… “Wind instruments and polygons”
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This was a severe case of a superfan trying to overthink and outsmart production. We know there are always comps about what “day” things happen They both never even bothered to process the actual instructions and played based on their assumptions and knowledge of past seasons
Drew is telling Devens about this Vince crashout right now #bb28
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CptnAlex retweeted
unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between a big brother live double eviction and being held at gunpoint #bb28
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Is anyone actually seeing that Resident Evil movie or are we gonna pretend it doesn’t exist like M Night Shyamalans Airbender movie?
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