They brought a 15-pound calf inside not knowing if he’d survive. Eventually, they had to explain to him that he wasn’t a dog and the couch wasn’t his. Zeke was born weeks early, too weak to stand or nurse. His family kept him warm and fed him around the clock. When he finally got walking, they bought him little shoes so he wouldn’t slip on the tile. Before long, he was playing with his best friend, a deaf dog, and curling up beside the woman who bottle-fed him to watch television. By 50 pounds, it was time to move outside. His family understood the arrangement was temporary. Zeke apparently hadn’t been consulted. Watch how he greets the woman who raised him when she comes home. How long would you have lasted before letting him back in?