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Brand Marketeer and Voice Coach. Known to take a lot of photos. I have an insatiable sweet tooth.

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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BREAKING: Sen. @RandPaul is introducing an amendment to the government funding bill to strike the hemp language. Call your elected officials NOW & ask them to support Paul’s amendment. ⬇️
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DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?” LUTNICK: “10%.” DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.” LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.” DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”
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i’m aging like an ok wine
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Monday-Thursday: my body is a temple. Friday-Sunday: my body is a Spirit Halloween
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Replying to @NatashaBertrand
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It's an ice day out. Today in Chicago. #weather #news #ilwx #chicago #chiberia #winter – at Chicago, IL
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Santa was spotted flying over Lake Michigan by Chicago Police Helicopter Officers, call sign ( PH-1 ). Merry Christmas and to all a good night. #CPDmediaCar
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In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks
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Can’t wait for tomorrow’s episode of #StickToSports on @VICETV (10p). Our whole show is about voting. Our guests are @staceyabrams & @ilazer. Plus, we’ll discuss this new voting campaign, which is seeking to get more people to the polls —> getyourbootytothepoll.com
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Chadwick was diagnosed with colon cancer four years ago, per reports. During that time, he gave us Civil War, Marshall, Black Panther, Infinity War, Endgame, 21 Bridges and Da 5 Bloods. Lord only knows what he was going through on a daily basis.
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"Bad trips" are an important part of the teachings the mushrooms can impart. It's from the "bad trips", as well as the "good" ones, that we often see most clearly what we need to put right in our lives... vice.com/en_in/article/bvgkp…
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Friends, I learned last night over Zoom drinks that ya'll're baking so much that there's a shortage of yeast?! I, your local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here to tell you this: THERE IS NEVER A SHORTAGE OF YEAST. Here's where I'm a viking. Instructions below.
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Breaks aren't a deviation from performance. Breaks are *part* of performance. A(nother) great chart from @lizandmollie:
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Sometimes you have to remove yourself from an environment that doesn’t serve you and go where you are appreciated. teapawt.net/EchalRama/status/11634…
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Spent the afternoon on a boat w/ @nickkosevich @craftedcocktail & @louiecheese and of course they made it feel like a badass @bombaysapphire commercial . . . . . #Cocktail #cocktail #cocktailbar #cocktailporn #cocktailtime #cocktailhour #cocktaildress #c… bit.ly/2FiWAE5
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Kawhi doing a minimum of 5 bags of apples
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I have to get up early for a flight in the morning, so if anyone needs me, I’ll be waking up in a panic every forty minutes for the next eight hours.
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If you refer to Donald Trump as "Mr. President" in a tweet, you wear khakis during sex.
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The suicides of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade this week are a reminder: No matter how successful, wealthy or seemingly happy you are, we all battle our own demons. Reach out to one another. Destigmatize depression, addiction and anxiety. We are all in this together.
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