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Craig Fairlie retweeted
That second fella is definitely the guy who wants to rub yer hamstrings
'Who would want to come here?' 🤷
Aberdeen fans react to head coach Stephen Robinson's departure from the club and who they'd like to see next ⤵️
#BBCFootball
Beautifully done.
"What do you think about Russell Brand?!"
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Craig Fairlie retweeted
I mean he could have easily avoided this by not being a fucking rapist
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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Craig Fairlie retweeted
George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:
That’s me on the quarter
Craig Fairlie retweeted
In the event of a tie at the end of They Think It’s All Over, the winner was often decided in the most random ways.
Like here in 1996, when Gary Lineker had to answer a question from the quiz book that he allegedly wrote.
A quite brilliant show.
Craig Fairlie retweeted
I said last night that he could've tried not being a cunt. It's worked for me my whole adult life. Not being a cunt has meant I haven't needed to defend myself for abhorrent racist comments. He should try not being a cunt sometimes.
