TSA precum

googling “what size apple watch does my mom have”

the doc lowkey sayin i have skittlephrenia :/

ralo femgoon

im lowkey LGBTEQUILA bruhh

getting the maine cabin masters to build me a little room in the woods to wipe my butt in and a trashcan i can pee in

cheating on someone you don’t care about prolly feel good af

asking a random black person if they want to be sneaky links with me

i get a sick thrill from doing hot farts on an airplane

my bum needs to be wiped

making the sex worker cum so many times that she starts owing ME money

when you get slightly hit by the laser that turns you into a mouse

pronouncing the o in people

i feel like putting mdni in your bio just means you post naked pics of yourself which is probably the fastest way to get minors on your page

i’m lowkey built like a tooth bruh