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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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The Nobel committee could do the funniest thing in the history of marriage.
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#Broncos legend Aqib Talib responds to Ryan Fitzpatrick's tirade against Bo Nix, repeatedly telling Fitzpatrick he "sucks" while pulling the reciepts on his career 💀
“You are disrespectful to the quarterback position ’cause you suck. Period. ... We’re talking about a guy [Fitzpatrick] who played for nine different teams in 17 years. ’Cause ain’t nobody want his ass."
"We’re talking about a guy who only played for a team for more than two years once. That’s Buffalo. And his record as a starter in Buffalo was 19-35. That’s f*cking suck."
"A guy who played 17 years, 147 starts, and never sniffed a playoff game. He never touched the playoffs ever. That’s disrespectful to the quarterback position."
"You suck. You suck, bro."
"We’re talking about a guy who got 169 interceptions, more interceptions than he has starts. How can a quarterback of his caliber talk about what is disrespectful to the quarterback position?"
"Nobody’s worried about what Fitzpatrick said. Nobody was worried about playing against you. You suck.”
(via @_gridironpod)
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Replying to @AqibTalib21
@AqibTalib21 responds to Ryan Fitzpatricks’ comments on Bo Nix after last nights game.
Absolutely fried him.
#BroncosCountry
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Replying to @EliasLaradi
The Buffalo Sabres have played O Canada at every hockey game regardless of opponent for 50+ years and no one ever said a thing until you braindead backwater MAGA kid-diddlers decided to declare war on Canada.
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A few reflections heading home from the Bills game tonight as a Canadian. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏈
There is a lot of noise in the Canada-U.S. relationship right now. Trade fights, tariffs, political rhetoric and plenty of frustration on both sides of the border.
But then you spend a night in Buffalo.
Canadians and Americans tailgating together. Singing both anthems. Cheering for the same team. Talking football, families and life. Nobody asking who won the latest political argument.
It is a good reminder that our relationship is much bigger than whoever happens to occupy political office at any particular moment.
We share communities, businesses, friendships, families, sports and a border that has connected us for generations.
Governments will disagree. We should stand up for our respective interests when they do.
But we shouldn’t lose sight of each other in the process.
Tonight felt like a reminder of that.
Break tables, not relationships. 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸
#BillsMafia #GoBills
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Caitlin Clark didn't just join the WNBA. She rewired its entire economy.
The numbers are almost hard to believe:
• The league's new 11-year media deal is worth $2.2 billion , nearly triple past revenue, expected to triple its current media-rights revenues
• WNBA games average 15,591 fans when Clark plays vs. 7,645 when she doesn't — a 105% jump
• The WNBA saw its largest single-year fan increase of any sport tracked since 1994 the year she arrived — and the gains stuck
• TV ratings are still up 12% year-over-year in 2026, with Fever broadcasts dominating the top of the charts
She turned "gateway drug" (ESPN's own words) into a $28M Nike deal, sold-out arenas, and a league finally getting paid what it's worth.
But here's the real question: is this a Clark effect , or a women's-sports effect that just needed one spark? 👀
Drop your take below👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!
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Replying to @CFBGrids
This is correct. Sadly, going forward the less accurate version sounds like is what's supposed to be used just to be able to avoid the drama. WMU would have won, incorrectly.
I'd expect some pushback from the B1G on this though. They invested in Hawkeye for a reason
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For the people arguing that there is some grand conspiracy….
1. The previous play has been verified to not take 9 seconds
2. This is a real-time recording of independent clock ops
3. Michigan still had to complete a miracle play
Not everything in life is a conspiracy.
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Somewhere a therapist is trying to get people to "live in the moment" while this girl is already three levels deep into a made up game that only exists in her head and involves real trains.
The world needs more pointless whimsy.
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Men really don’t change with age…
We just get older with the same reactions. 😳😂😂
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Unless you held your personal phone up to a dying patient so they could gasp “I’m sorry…I love you…goodbye…” to their family on a group call you organized, you do not judge Fauci.
Unless you did the same for a patient who was already unresponsive and nearing death so their loved ones could say the things they never said and you were never meant to hear, you do not judge Fauci.
Unless you rationed oxygen, medical equipment and life-saving medications, because your top-rate, first-world country, and its self-aggrandizing medical system failed, you do not judge Fauci.
Unless you’ve lost three patients in 45 minutes going from one bedside to the next so they did not die alone, praying the prayers a priest was meant to say because they could not come, you do not judge Fauci.
Unless you’ve zipped a human being in a bag knowing no one else would ever gaze upon that face again, and placed it on a table in an office or on the floor of a refrigerated trailer meant for sides of beef, you do not judge Fauci.
Unless you hold a degree in nursing or medicine, or epidemiology, or public health, or at the very least can connect the dots, the very simple dots, you do not judge Fauci.
For if you lived and sit in judgment of decisions you did not make and do not understand, decisions for which you were never considered, and never would be, you are a fool and look dumb before humanity and God.
And may God help you, because you clearly cannot help yourself.
~Jason M. LaForest, July 30, 2026



























