Earlier today, I noticed a coworker wasn’t eating lunch again. I said, “You ain’t eating?” She said she wasn’t hungry. I told her, “You always ain’t hungry when it’s lunchtime.” I was playing, but she got quiet. So I asked, “For real though, you good?”

Had a job interview earlier and the manager took his watch off, handed it to me and said, “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it on my wrist, told him I appreciated the opportunity and walked out. Before I could even get my car door open, he came running outside yelling,

Y’all ever realize you got some really good kids and YOU the ghetto one? 😂 My son 17, so I’m like “Why don’t you sell chips and candy bars at school?” I’m tryna put him on a legit little side hustle and he talking about, “We’re not allowed to.” WE WASN’T EITHER, TF rule follower

Just ordered an Oreo McFlurry at McDonald’s. Paid at the first window, got to the second window and they told me they were out of Oreos, so they made me an M&M McFlurry instead. I told him I’d rather just get my money back. He said he had to get his manager to do that.