@CrayMaybe

30. Creative who doesn’t Create. Video games, I.T., HomeCaregiving. 7’18” 5000 lbs 🇲🇽 (🇵🇸) I pretty much treat this site like a diary. TIKTOK:MaybeCrayZ

 San Diego, CA
Joined August 2020
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@omgsidewalksOct 21
I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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Mr. Nice Try
@MrNiceTryOct 21
Replying to @Denche2005
php is the kitchen that cooks food for a lot of websites. someone found that if you shout a large order, the cook panics. then stranger can walk in and put something rotten on plate waiting to be served to a customer.
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やわらぎ👾@xxqurageOct 16
少女の祈りⅡ@aaaabeingOct 15
疾走している姿が可愛すぎる
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evil wizard@shehemoglobinOct 9
MY vent art
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they cooking tf outta us rn
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Rocco Botte
@rocco_botteOct 3
Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7
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SnarkyLiberal@SnarkyLSep 30
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i am so blessed to announce my newfound partnership with 18 wheeler freight truck to splatter me over the highway in a fine red mist 🩷🩷 exciting things coming soon 🩷🩷
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Jakob Dawson@PikminJakobSep 25
MH is a relatively relaxing action game. “By any means necessary”; as long as the monster is hunted, then you’re successful. You don’t earn combo points, you aren’t graded on how many items you use. Outside of arena quests it doesn’t matter how long you take to clear quests.
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Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it
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love when a bug is green like Yup. That is the bug color
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I love this genre of joke what is this called
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Oceaiii🐋🐬
@oceaiiiSep 8
Just a keeper and his giant aquatic puppies demanding head pats while he cleans. 🐢💚
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BREAKING: the juicy-sweet fish from the rock and pool—so fresh and cool—has been recalled for being served raw and wriggling
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TFHypeGuy@TFHypeGuyAug 27
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jamie ▴@linkklingAug 23
"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.
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diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?
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