Big Dεε.

I make very nourishing and yummy chicken salad. Kindly patronize me if you’re around Magodo, shaginsha, CMD road, Ikosi-Ketu at a shikini price of N4,000 only. It is very filling and you can have it as a stand alone breakie 🥗 🥕🥬🍋🥒

Someone sent 100k and after I got the thing I needed the money for I ended up with 2k… the inflation is crazy

I’ve tasted being chalant and I’ve tasted being nonchalant and believe me when I say it’s nonchalant that fit most men

My colleague brought her nanny to work and she looks too young and I’ve been trying so much to mind my business because my big mouth wants to talk. The girl sef is squeezing face like she’s unhappy

Hand no dey touch una?

I plan to really enjoy November salary without saving a dime. I suffered this year from Ajo and I’m glad it ended last month

A pictorial illustration of what men will show you.

Not me. I hate ironing but I must iron, I always close my eyes and just iron for the week.

Normalize letting people just be.

I hate the part where I have to do all my business restock at the same time… all your money will just go

I’ve accepted that I’m destined to be single forever because who are these people that keep coming my way??? Or perhaps I’m the problem who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️

Two extract soap with two different colors. I don’t even know which is original and which is fake. Dear God please save us please 😭

No one should even love anything about that person

Barely a month of talking what I don’t know

I tweet less when I kinda have part of my shit together.

Sadly you’re right

If the garri is original ijebu garri I swear you don’t need sugar.