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Kristi Noem made it approximately 14 months at DHS.
The puppy she shot was approximately 14 months old.
Life, like poetry, sometimes rhymes.
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If George Lucas wanted his thoughts to still be relevant, he shouldn't have sold the franchise, but apparently being a sellout for toy sales wasn't enough for him.
The "do your own oil changes" crowd cracks me up, because the juice is definitely not worth the squeeze.
All men should have a long-term romantic relationship with another man at least once in their lives.
They would learn a tremendous amount about themselves, and the ones who later date women would be much better partners to them.
You just know anyone who says shit like this has a drive overflowing with the freakiest porn you've ever seen.
Porn is idolatry, adultery, and prostitution all in one foul pixelated package. The devil is an expert at rebranding. You cannot be a slave to the devil, living in rebellion against the Lord, while calling yourself Christian or on the last day the Lord will cast you out.
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Trump's War on America means I'm about to spend over $200 on enough beef tenderloin to make Wellingtons for all my Christmas guests. Not aj exaggeration - I already priced it.
Last time I made this was 2 years ago, and the tenderloin cost $95.
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Phillip Rivers is the most middle-aged white American man who has ever existed.
A month ago, he was on his couch, getting fat and screaming "I can do better than that."
And then, to keep his family's health insurance, he did it.
#philliprivers
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Job recruiters are hilarious.
They say, "I can offer X salary and you'll get your own parking spot."
I say "I make more than that and I WFH 3 days a week," they say something silly like "but we have casual Fridays and WFH is going away."
Then they're surprised at rejection.
My wife agreed to bake cookies last night for a work potluck, but got busy and forgot until we were in bed.
Today I got up, baked her cookies from scratch, made breakfast and lunches for her & the kids, then went to work.
She did not ask me to.
This is the minimum, boys. Do it
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It's weird to think of an alternate future.
Not a "path not traveled." I wouldn't trade the path I'm on for anything.
But if I was forced without restriction to pick a new path, I think that would be it.
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And I'd like it to be clear who 'wore the pants'. Not via anything overt or awkward - just big dominant fem energy paired with a more subdued masc me that has people walking away thinking "oh yeah...the butch one is the wife."
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