Just had to fix the lawnmower in front of my neighbor's landscapers. Felt like Grant Williams at the ft line
My kid when I try to serve him his all-time favorite food after a long day
#INDvsNYK
Kornacki isn't wearing khakis? Guy went big time on us
#Election2024
Oh my god they flipped him
No Beyoncé, per someone who has spoken with convention organizers. washingtonpost.com/elections…
👐The Aristocrats 👐
Baba Vanga shooting like 3% from the field the last few seasons. We good
Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025 trib.al/OvZrKQJ
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Baba Vanga has a history of incorrect predictions, such as an alien invasion that was supposed to occur in 2022.
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Not a single coherent thought between the two of em
#Debates2024
Could we have let Joe get a tiny bit of sun before this thing? Good grief
#Debates2024
Me when my baby farts right after I get his diaper off
#NHLBruins
Really gonna miss @celticsvoice. Great way to send him off, though
#Celtics
Telling the neighbors I'm fine after I forgot to put on the glasses and looked at it
#Eclipse2024














