Papa Canelo (@CroJones) profile picture

star of Dunston Checks In (1996)

Joined June 2011
Me leaving a showing of the matrix (1999) cuz they ran out of popcorn
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Just had to fix the lawnmower in front of my neighbor's landscapers. Felt like Grant Williams at the ft line
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My kid when I try to serve him his all-time favorite food after a long day #INDvsNYK
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Bringing Malort to communion
BREAKING: Cardinal Prevost born in Chicago, IL has just been named as Pope.
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Kornacki isn't wearing khakis? Guy went big time on us #Election2024
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Me, raiding the fridge after the family goes to bed
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Me at weddings after two Shirley temples
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Steve Kerr gonna keep this job #USABasketball
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👐The Aristocrats 👐
Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker…
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If I tried a single one of these gymnastic skills #Olympic2024
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Found myself in the college football game #NCAA25
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Baba Vanga shooting like 3% from the field the last few seasons. We good
Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025 trib.al/OvZrKQJ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Baba Vanga has a history of incorrect predictions, such as an alien invasion that was supposed to occur in 2022. nypost.com/2021/12/28/eve…
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Not a single coherent thought between the two of em #Debates2024
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Could we have let Joe get a tiny bit of sun before this thing? Good grief #Debates2024
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Me when my baby farts right after I get his diaper off #NHLBruins
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Really gonna miss @celticsvoice. Great way to send him off, though #Celtics
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Mike Penix at 9:05 pm #NFLDraft
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Telling the neighbors I'm fine after I forgot to put on the glasses and looked at it #Eclipse2024
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