Tragedy. My best personal anecdote has lead me to an interview with Ira Glass but during the interview it has become clear that I will be used as the episode's prologue. No deep dive. My entire world will be played for levity; a bridge to the pathos of others.

Ruin an actor's name by abbreviating it to the first letter of their first name and the last two letters of their last name. I'll start Channing Tatum

Hey I’m on threads reposting all the stuff I thought should have done better numbers here. Follow me if you're cool/good/Mark Zuckerberg threads.net/@nickcrondevico

When you've fully completely lost perspective

mfw it's almost Halloween

My hunch is that we're in a parallel universe where the main indicator is that Daredevil & Batman got their names switched for some reason because it makes no sense that the echolocation guy isn’t called Batman and urban base jumper isn't the Daredevil.

I'm no scientist but the feet are the toes of the legs

Scrolling my group chats to figure out who I might know with a Bluesky invite only to come up empty because in that moment I realize that I am the most online person I know.

Somebody tell my phone I'm an adult and I should be allowed to tap the middle of a word to put my cursor there.

I'm at a TMBG concert that I've had tickets for for I think four years at this point because of Covid. The pandemic is finally over.

I can't believe they would just dox your mom like that