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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)

@CrookeJenkins

"Criminal" Prosecutor, e/acc, Fentrepreneur, A Homeless Person's Worst Nightmare & America's Next Top Model. Funded by MAGA Money Man Bill Oberndorf. (parody)

 Union City
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Joined January 2024
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Excuse me? You are under arrest!
Catherine Sh. (@cathshshsh) profile pictureCatherine Sh.
@cathshshshOct 30
Replying to @CrookeJenkins
@DanielLurie @SFSuperiorCourt @StateBarCA @sfbos DA Brook Jenkins is simply incompetent. A recidivist criminal Sheldon Thompson would NOT have been out on the street to beat up a 74 yr old Asian woman if DA Jenkins simply had done her job with his prior crimes. This perp was released at least 4 times just in 2026, and 2x in 2025: with 5 of his cases didmissed due to Jenkins' incompetence. 1. Prior 2026 assault cases dismissed as the DA wasn't prepared within the time allowed. 2. Prior 2025 auto theft cases dismissed as the DA couldn't find the witness. Now, Jenkins is preparing for mental health diversion for this recidivist criminal. That means, Thompson will be back out on the street. Police can make all the arrests but if DA Jenkins is incompetent: can't prosecute and get prison sentences, there is no law enforcement. This revolving criminal door DA Jenkins has created is why San Francisco isn't safe.
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Just got off the horn with Daniel Lurie and King Charles. We will soon be announcing a new city ordinance that will be giving me the power to issue respect orders in San Francisco. If I think that you are engaging in antisocial behavior or liberalism. There will be penalties.
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Why would Chase do this to us?
California Post (@californiapost) profile pictureCalifornia Post
@californiapostOct 30
New Yorker who trekked 2,500 miles across the US is robbed twice after arriving in California trib.al/cqlpuYg
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Yes.
redshift (@redshif42725685) profile pictureredshift@redshif42725685Aug 12
Replying to @CrookeJenkins
Closing the great hwy to cars is costing lives? Wat?
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Now he wanna lick my bombaclaat, my ratatatata Got him goin' crazy for that puna-nanana I get what I want, I got that, ooh, shalakalaka He do what I say for that um-a-dahda-dahda
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Spending the night at @garrytan's. He's so romantic.
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Joel Engardio murdered the Great Highway with his bare hands.
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If these judges don't stop being such leftists, then I'm going to start prosecuting them too.
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We are so proud of JJ Omar for being both a citizen AND a journalist. Can't wait to see what he picks up with his hidden Meta glasses in the backrooms of Mar A Lago.
bettersoma (@bettersoma) profile picturebettersoma
@bettersomaOct 16
Replying to @wongdragon64 @war24182236
JJ is going to the big show he got invited to mar a lago as a citizen journalist event. It’s huge.
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NOT FUNNY!
Lucky G (@luckygsf) profile pictureLucky G@luckygsfOct 17
Charges reduced for Trans March defendents! 😃 instagram.com/p/DekZB5nkil3/…
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YAAAASSSS SO MANY GOOD CHOICES
Dr. Dick Whiner (@Scott_Whiner) profile pictureDr. Dick Whiner
@Scott_WhinerOct 17
Kimberly Guilfoyle for Press Secretary!
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YAAAASSSS
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerOct 16
Hear me out: Press Secretary Laura Loomer.
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Why would Chesa do this to us?
Squirtle (@squirtle_says) profile pictureSquirtle
@squirtle_saysOct 16
A SECOND ROADSTER HAS HIT THE SALESFORCE TOWER
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I am in possession of EXTREMELY DISTURBING information indicating that the fake park being operated on top of The Great Highway (aka Recall Joel Engardio Park) is being used to perpetuate SOCIALISM.
Lovely (@cow_in_sf) profile pictureLovely@cow_in_sfOct 15
Replying to @semeMrezinagrO @PippengerHarlo
I don't think you really know what socialism is.. Parks create: - equal spaces. Everyone is free to enjoy it without worry of inequality - prevent land monopoly so literally anyone can use it. - protect land from being exploited
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Wow. Even the godless communists in San Francisco are willing to condemn Hasan Piker for supporting the murder of The Great Highway.
Free Palestine (@bluecheesesyrup) profile pictureFree Palestine@bluecheesesyrupOct 15
Replying to @PippengerHarlo @youknowkempa
It’s cause Hasan supported the great highway park, proof he loves Scott Weiner
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JUST IN: I will be guest-prosecuting this week at the Sheng Thao Corruption Trial. I have multiple surprise witnesses lined up. There will be shocking moments and a lot of gasps. Livestream on Twitch & Kick.
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Me neither‼️
bettersoma (@bettersoma) profile picturebettersoma
@bettersomaOct 13
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After a thorough inquiry and investigation, my office has determined that Nancy Tung (@NancyTungSF) has done nothing wrong and will be staying on as Chair of the SF DCCC.
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Why would Chesa do this to us?
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 11
Nancy Pelosi is elected as House of Representetives Minority Whip, becoming the first woman to ever hold the position.
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T Wolf 🌁@TwolferecoveryOct 11
me is guberment awficial now
Department of Housing and Urban Development (@HUDgov) profile pictureDepartment of Housing and Urban Development
@HUDgovOct 10
Replying to @HUDgov
The Trump Administration is working across the government — from the White House to HHS to HUD — to address the homelessness epidemic by putting Treatment First. Tom Wolf, an American with lived experience, shares his message to vulnerable Americans who may be struggling on the streets:
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