Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet) profile picture

Funniest tweets around!

Joined March 2013
Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)Photo by Funny Tweets (@CrownedTweet)
This 80 Year Old Man Has Not Taken A Bath In 60 Years. Just Wait Til You See Him… Whoa. laugharchive.greatviralpix.m…
2
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
5
9
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.
2
8
11
Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?.
8
10
Dont worry if you cant remember what happened, Facebook will forever.
3
2
S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
11
8
Sober, we don't know each other. Drunk, we are best friends.
3
5
So when people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?
7
8
I'm pretty sure God is a man. Because whoever put this crazy world together obviously didn't follow the instructions.
1
5
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
2
4
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
1
3
Anyone else wonder why we drive in the parkway yet park in the driveway?
1
3
You can call it Facebook, but I know scrapbooking when I see it.
1
A real woman doesn't have to throw dirt on another females name to feel more secure about herself.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....
6
I wonder why guys mistreat and disrespect women. But then expect life to hand them a good woman when they're ready to settle down?!
1
2
I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.
2
3
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their WiFi.
4
7
There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.
2
3