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Matthew Marshall

@Cryabetes
 Minnesota
Joined April 2012
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@espn15 Nov 2017
Day = made (via @NBA)
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@Eminem11 Oct 2017
"The Storm" (Freestyle) teapawt.net/BET/status/91791894701…
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@BET11 Oct 2017
The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! @eminem BODIED THIS! #HipHopAwards
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Very true😂
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@FieldYates6 Feb 2017
The greatest QB of all time. Stop the debate. Just shut it down.
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Me: i'm gonna stop drinking as much Me to me: pregame thanksgiving
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, But pissing everyone off is easy and funny as hell.
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Forever Funny teapawt.net/CauseWereGuys/status/7…
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Planned my vacation for after finals...
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The only 4.0 I'm getting this semester is when someone rates me on a 1 to 10 scale
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter14 Apr 2016
"Mamba Out!" #LIVEonSC
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Keep your friends close, and a bottle of vodka closer
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@ESPNInsights21 Mar 2016
2009 Draft: Rubio Flynn Curry Pick 5th 6th 7th Pts 2,693 1,504 10,711 3s 163 118 1,528
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Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want more money
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Yeah Im into fitness
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"What are you going to be for Halloween?" Me: drunk
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When you go to the gym once and you feel invincible vine.co/v/e2uQjmlamEQ
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when you go to the gym once and you feel invincible 😂

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This is messed up he did the right thing
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Wrong ball play is genius
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Not falling off Rainbow Road on Mario Kart is where boys turn to men
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