I’m 700 chests down.
I can’t sleep without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t breathe without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t eat without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t think straight without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I close my eyes and all I see are chests.
I hear chest sounds when I’m not even playing.
I haven’t seen sunlight in days.
My family is starting to worry about me.
My dreams are just me opening chests.
I don’t even want the token anymore. I NEED it.
I’m not playing Fortnite anymore. Fortnite is playing me.
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🚨 Comp Loot Pool changes:
— Spire Rifle IN ✅
— Chaos Exploder OUT (Common/Rare) ❌
corns daddy retweeted
Replying to @KarolineGosling
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts
corns daddy retweeted
The Shock Rocks have officially been removed in the competitive lootpool 😳
Dictator Peterbot strikes Again
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she was wifey material now she probably hospital material 😭😭 #fightessentials #brawl






























