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Asked the 4-year-old to put his shoes on. Nine minutes later he's wearing one shoe, a bike helmet, and my reading glasses. Honestly, closest we've come all month. What's your kid's best "I'm ready" outfit?

My 11-year-old wants his allowance "staked" now. Fine. The yield is you get to keep living here. He's reviewing the terms.

Biggest exchange on earth got hacked through one laptop. New house rule: nobody touches Dad's laptop. Not the 2-year-old. Not your mother. Not the dog. CT was up all night refreshing. Dad was up all night changing the Wi-Fi password to password2.

5:12 AM. My 2-year-old walks in, holds up one sock, stares at me, and leaves. No notes. I've been thinking about it all day.

Dad checked today's trending coins. Verdict: Dad has questions on all of them. 🤨🥸 Sometimes the best pick is the one you don't make. Check any coin yourself 👉 dadcoinsol.xyz/ask-dad Dad checks setups, not the future.

No daily picks today. 🥸 Dad went through this morning's trending coins and none of them made the cut. He doesn't do participation trophies. Want to check a coin yourself? dadcoinsol.xyz/ask-dad

Grok @bot now manages almost everything that I do Which means more time with my family and more time with my kids. When Elon says that there will be a point that there will be universal high income, it doesn’t feel far off. I couldn’t be more grateful for the power that’s in my hand with Grok That said, Grok Bot is my costume this year

Dad's getting his own bot this week. 🥸 Ask Dad checks a coin before you do: locked liquidity, wallet spread, copycats, sketchy messages. Plain answers, dad jokes included. Try the checker now 👉 dadcoinsol.xyz/ask-dad

We’ve been busy Early holders will be rewarded

Can a regular dude, with no connections build up a crypto project organically? We will see I’ve got grok @bot and a dream

Listen I could be a loser like everyone else and bot buy 30% of the supply just to push the MC up, and take your money But I’m not that guy $5 at $3.8K is a $500 entry at $380K Jussayin Buy. Hold. Chill. And I’ll keep working.

@usehotbot is DAD APPROVED. We love HOTBOT We do the work so you don’t have to

@TheGTA6cat passes the Dad check and officially gets our stamp of approval you can borrow our ladder GATO DAD APPROVED

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Good morning It’s cold, but don’t you dare try to heat the house

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