🔮 Wiz @avalonfinance_ .Software engineer. Grey hat. father of 40

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Joined January 2024
My God😂😂😂 Man said USDC
Replying to @AnyanwuMalachy
CRYPTO lol I funded my account with $75 last year August and lost $68. Too angry to withdraw the remaining $7, I bought USDC on a Web3 platform to revenge-trade, then deleted the apps minutes later. By September, USDC was trending on X, so I reinstalled the app and saw $342 lol.
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Blaq Jeff retweeted
the moat is that i got the dawg in me
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Saw this coming long ago😂 Lamine is a very good player, he is right up there already but he is seriously overjoyed, especially the comparisons. I still maintain that this guy still isn't as good as Neymar at his age!
Replying to @yur1dant4s
Estamos falando de um garoto de 19 anos. Será se o Messi com 19 anos também subjugaria Nuno Mendes e Cucurella?
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Limits reset and somehow all the bots feel so dumb today. They are struggling to get the smallest things right
First time hitting my limit on @bot . I guess I haven't been using it enough before? Or some bonus/resets ended.
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If I actually open mouth on top this guy matter, I would say really nasty things so make I just pass
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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You'll be alright, don't worry
Claude does not know when to do a Kenburn effect or kinetic typography effect in a motion video. Claude does not understand hicks law , or user journey. Claude only gives the illusion of confidence to those who do not know anything and are easily impressed by basics.
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But super gecko muscle na 🥲
I catch my guy wey dey always form hard guy dey watch cartoon. As e reach one part na so him follow them shout "super gheko muscle" I shake my head tire💔
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Blaq Jeff retweeted
I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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First time hitting my limit on @bot . I guess I haven't been using it enough before? Or some bonus/resets ended.
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The press! It isn't working. Doesn't help that Rogers is pretty much nonexistent in the press neither can he occupy or draw out his CBs. He is not a nine and it's obvious.
Something about this team isn’t working but I don’t know what it is.
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Today we announce 1Password for Agents platform, building with companies @Muse, SpaceX Super Intelligence Grok @Bot, @AnthropicAI’s @Claudeai, @OpenAI, @TownAI, @Browserbase, @Browser_use, @heydana_ai, Instinct, @usekernel, @Perplexity_ai, @tryramp, @Tomo, and @wajo_ai, with more integrations on the way. 🎉 We've heard from so many of our customers who want to use these new personal AI agents to help them get more done, but want more control over what the agent can access with the same trust and ease of use they get when using 1Password directly. 1Password for Agents gives your agents access without giving up your passwords. When an agent reaches a sign-in form, it requests a credential from your vault. If you approve the request, 1Password directly auto-fills the credential in the destination site so the agent can’t see or take possession of the credentials. The agent gets the task done, but it doesn’t get your passwords.. You stay in control. 1Password for Agents free and optional for personal and family accounts. Unless you opt-in to an agent connector, agents cannot touch your vault. ➡️Learn more: bit.ly/487da6J
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The annoying part is I inherited this legacy PHP system 🤧
They “Engineering Team” is me😭 I have multiple enterprise systems running on both legacy PHP and laravel. I have infrastructure running on railways, I have applications running on Node. Bruh I don almost mad this morning😭
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Are you perhaps looking for safe hands to keep it till the 31st? Look no more....
Egbami oooooo Salary on the 21st kehhhh No ooooooo Nooooooooooooo I don’t want abegggggg
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I didn't even see the NGINX one 😭
🚨 Security vulnerabilities reported in a SINGLE day: PHP — 2 CVEs Node.js — 10 CVEs NGINX — 5 CVEs Go — 1 CVE GitLab — 12 CVEs eMudhra — CA certificate compromise
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🚨 LiteLLM, a Python package for connecting to AI model providers with 92M+ monthly downloads, has been compromised. Version 1.107.0 ships credential-stealing malware through PyPI wheels and Docker images, targeting cloud credentials, developer secrets, and AI tools.
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Blaq Jeff retweeted
Your life is your responsibility and yours alone. Act like it!
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🎉 We trained a 2.4M-param time-series foundation model from scratch: Modular-TS-2.4M. Zero-shot on GIFT-Eval (all 97 configs): CRPS 0.511, MASE 0.745 vs Seasonal Naive. Best CRPS of the open ≤2.5M models we tested. Runs on CPU. Built for the GPU-poor. huggingface.co/Modularcomput…
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Outray, sendbyte and Bachs >>>
If you're a Nigerian developer, whether you're just starting out or you've been building for years, there's so much you can build and learn with homegrown technologies 🇳🇬❤️ We have: 🇳🇬 @Dbrij_hq & @pxxl_space instead of Vercel for hosting. 🇳🇬 @StackshiftCloud for VPS hosting and management, as an alternative to providers like Hostinger and tools like Coolify. 🇳🇬 @Dbrij_hq & @sendly_ai_ instead of Resend for business and transactional emails. 🇳🇬 @cencori instead of OpenRouter and Cloudflare AI Gateway for AI model access and management. 🇳🇬 Sabilytics.com instead of Google Analytics and DataFast for website analytics. 🇳🇬 @OutRayTunnel for tunnelling local services, as an alternative to tools like ngrok and Cloudflare Tunnel. 🇳🇬 @Bachs_hq for international payments, as an alternative to Stripe. And these are just the ones I can remember right now! I'm not saying you must stop using international tools. I'm saying we have people right here building alternatives worth trying, supporting, and contributing to. With better local pricing that fits us. I know I'm missing so many other products. What other Nigerian-built products and their global alternatives should be on this list? Drop them in the replies! 👇 And if you're building something in Nigeria or anywhere across Africa, please submit your project to Africa Is Building so more people can discover what you're working on ❤️ africaisbuilding.com/submit
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Blaq Jeff retweeted
smoltrade.xyz is LIVE built ontop of @papertrade_xyz, smoltrade provides you with additional tools for TA as you plan your next move + the ability to take out your anger on @inversebrah if things dont go your way there are no additional fees and you still earn the same amount of $paper on losing trades. gpaper, gwassie, and good luck to us
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Did he say evangelist Iyanya??
Naaaah.. Pastors are not manipulative.. Your parents just raised stupid people
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