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BREAKING: BIG changes happening at PSA 👀 Starting today, PSA is cutting estimated turnaround times by 20 business days for Standard (70–80 days) and Priority (50–60 days) grading submissions. Tomorrow, PSA's $39.99 Value grading tier officially returns, with an estimated 90–100 business day turnaround and a $500 maximum insured value. PSA also says its backlog has dropped to 7.2 million items as it works toward fully reopening all service levels, including Value Bulk.

We're the ONLY popular trading interface that has added TON, period. Another highly requested chain from our users added in just a matter of days Crosschain traders have the most edge on Pumpfun

HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor

Spent the whole week building a trading bot for the @NoncoDucks community The goal was simple: give every duck an edge on memecoins without needing to be a pro trader. I failed. But on the way down I found some terrifying things you need to know: THE FACTORIES Some wallets don’t trade. They manufacture. They launch anywhere from 10 to 500 tokens a day, like an assembly line, and a few of them graduate 15–29% of their tokens when the market average is 0.6%. Looked like the holy grail. So we followed them. Here’s what one does, all inside a single second: Creates the token Buys its own launch with 5–18 SOL in the SAME transaction, so the price is already 5–6x before the first candle even exists Sells 1 to 5 seconds later By the time you see it “pumping,” you’re buying exactly what the factory is selling you. We tested it with real money. Millisecond detection, direct to validator execution, everything available. When we got filled, we paid 62% more than the factory did. Most of the time we didn’t get filled at all, because the price was already gone. You can’t outrun someone who’s playing inside their own transaction. ☠THE TOXIC WALLETS We found almost 600 wallets that keep showing up early in tokens that get drained. When one of them is among the first buyers, 63% of those tokens rug. When none of them are, it’s 28%. It’s not bad luck. It’s the same names every time. THE “100% WIN RATE” TRADERS We copied one ranked at 100% win rate. Copying him, we hit 25%. He wins by getting in first and selling to whoever copies him. His followers are his exit liquidity. And a study out this week puts numbers on it: of $752M in big wins on pump fun, only 26% came from normal trading. Half came from wallets dumping tokens the creator sent them. They never bought anything. No bot on earth can copy that. So here’s the conclusion: On pump fun, if you’re last in line, you’re not the customer. You’re the product. I’m not going to sell you a bot that doesn’t win. I’d rather tell you this and make sure no duck ends up as some factory’s exit liquidity. Still building. Just not there.

if you criticize Alon or Pumpfun, let me tell you something, you are extremely antisemitic this extraction was promised to them 3k years ago, you have nothing to say vs their birthright behave like a good goy and be quiet w ur brainrot

Opened X this morning and most posts on my timeline were about #BOYCOTTPUMPFUN The last time someone united CT was Nikita Bier with his remarks about CT. Looks like @Pumpfun is doing it again, but on a much bigger scale.

You have less than 48 hours to sign up for the $2,500,000 Pumpfun Squads trading competition. Reminder of rules and eligibility: - First place wins $1.5M, second place wins $750K, and third place wins $250K - You have until Monday 2pm UTC to sign up; if your squad hasn't signed up by then, you'll be sidelined - All squad members must be in the squad before Monday 2pm UTC - Perps PNL does not count toward this competition - Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, and Terminal are the only platforms where PNL counts toward the competition - reach out to a Pumpfun/Terminal affiliate if you need any help setting up! - We will closely monitor the leaderboard for any attempts to game the competition and will punish offenders This is a HUGE competition, do not miss out.