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Imagine being CZ for a sec You are an old convicted felon Your wife is not getting any younger You're the most hated person in the industry Your exchange keeps losing market share to this new competitor that came out of nowhere Hyperliquid? The founder is younger, smarter, more handsome You're confident your wife has thought about him more than once, in what manner? who can say And to make it even worse, he used to work for you This "Hyperliquid" competitor keeps gaining marketshare and attention Very good attention 24/7 trading? leader of onchain perps? CFTC license to trade in the United States? What the fuck Trump goes on national TV and starts saying "Hyperliquid" ICE partners up with TradeXYZ? Stanley Druckenmiller creates an X account just to shill Hyperliquid? Elon Musk joins in??? HYPE starts climbing up to $100 什么鬼!!! It's time to do what you do best Liquidate the market again and blame it on a "hack" The root cause? Simple, no one will question it Just say our DevOps engineer left their laptop open in a Luckin Coffee shop Explosive diarrhea from uncooked shrimp wontons Everyone can relate We could risk $6B in a "hack" to make it look real Coordinate with Tether and Circle to freeze most of it User recovery funds handles the rest! Entire market starts nuking and HYPE falls from $97 to $90 CZ and Binance will do everything possible to stop Hyperliquid from growing and shift attention back to them Remember 10/10 happened because Hyperliquid hit open interest all time highs and Aster completely failed